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boobs-beeline

Refers to the "standard" route that a typical horny guy's hands follow after first greeting a newly-met lady who is endowed with an ample chest --- the moment he finishes giving her a "hello hug", he immediately drops his arms and reaches up under her blouse to savoringly cup her big warm luscious chest-pillows (as have innumerable other flesh-craving guys before him. no doubt, which of course is likely one of the main reasons that the gal's tits have become so bountifully-big to begin with, what with so many guys' having delightedly played with them in past years). Well, maybe you really can't blame da dude very much... if da gal's "girls" are just perkily sticking right out there all huge and obvious, it's almost as if she's "presenting" or "offering" her chest-meat to him, and so how can he resist reaching out and "accepting" what she's seemingly holding out for him to grasp??
Buxom gal, speaking in a slightly-disgusted-but-amused tone after a new guy has performed a boobs-beeline with his hands just moments after walking in her front door for the first time: "Yeah, yeah, yeah... just like all da typical guys --- give her a hug and then head straight for da boobs!"
by QuacksO February 13, 2019
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beelzebug

Information Age technology that has diabolic or infernal applications, especially if it can be interpreted as prophecied in the The Book of Revelations.
"While many Americans, including many Christians, joke about the Rapture, End Times and now the illicit use of RFID implants--the word Beelzebugs suddenly comes to mind--there are, by Mr. O'Leary's account, 'tens of millions' who don't consider RFID the stuff of mirth." - From the Online Wall Street Journal, 2005.12.30
by simon @kins December 31, 2005
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Beelzebub

An archaic term for Satan
Often used in the context of...
...never used.
Beelzebub... Beelzebub... I can't think of any sentence that uses the word Beelzebub.
by Ostrich June 22, 2003
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beeline

When walking behind a group of slow moving people, this is the act of strategically moving yourself to get around these people.
Me: The people in front of us could not be walking any slower!
Friend: Let's beeline!
*Friend and I swerve around these people and end up in front of them*
by carcarmarmar October 8, 2013
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beelz

verb, intransitive. To react or act in a highly agitated manner. To freak out. N.B. The word does not always convey a negative connotation (see examples)

beelzes, beelzed, beelzing

From the old Hebrew Baalzabub, or other Semitic etymology such as Baalzebul. The rough translation of the Hebrew is Lord of the Fly whereas the other Semitic Baalzebul translates as Lord Prince. The modern definition of the extended word Beelzebub is Satan, or the Devil.

Beelz derived from an observation that "if Beelzebub showed up, you'd really beelz out!" Since "beelz out" was already similar to freak out (see above), the out was dropped.

Etymology of the word beelz dates to the mid 1980's, possibly the late summer of 1987. The word is purported to have first been uttered in Canada, somewhere north of Detroit along Lake Huron. Possibilities include the cities of Wallaceburg, Chatham, Grand Bend, or most likely, Sarnia, the most populous of these cities.
Tammy beelzed when she found out her boy friend was cheating.

Annie beelzed when she won the lottery.

The cat beelzed when he smelled his favorite treat.

Relax, we have plenty of gas. Don't beelz!
by Charles Dalmas December 11, 2008
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Beeling

Verb: Beeling or Beelin'

Check her, she's beeling!

Adjective: Beeler

Did you see Paulinesy, he pulled a pure beeler!
by Porter the Beeler August 14, 2011
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beelin

Rance, you were BEELIN last night!
by supersps September 5, 2011
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