Beaked up wank

How masterbation was always intended to be. Whilst under the influence of cocaine (beaked up), the urge to jizz is often as strong as the craving for the next line. Beaked up wanks can often be prolonged (on rare occasions, even futile), but often result in an ungodly amount of jizz and feeling of general well-being.

How was your night laddie?

Oh it was great mate. I had a lovely beaked up wank and the wife was fast asleep

by Mrrobot7891 November 10, 2020

beamer

someone in any fps game that recoil seems non-existent to.

He just shit on me what a beamer

by invest3 February 3, 2021

Beamerboi

Someone who’s trying to glow, someone that wants more outta life than what is typically given

“Did you hear Tom moves to California to pursue his acting career?”
“Really?, he’s such a beamerboi”

by Bluntmaster8820 June 8, 2021

Beaved

When a person is 'Pussy Whipped'.

His wife won't let him go out because he's hardcore beaved.

by barleybosh January 13, 2008

Beaked

The process where one initiates a handshake and/or high five and the other party member acts as if they are going in for the same thing, but unexpectedly brings their fingers together to create a beak-like shape and hits the initiators palm with his fingertips, as if they are "pecking" the others palm of their hand. The giver of the beak then proclaims a statement about being "beaked" or "you got beaked". The receiver of this tends to be embarrassed and ashamed.

Person 1: "Hey man what's up?"
Person 2: "Nothing much." (goes in for high five)
Person 1: (goes in for high five)
Person 2: (at last second makes beak with hand and hits the palm of Person 1) "BEAKED!"
Person 1: (tries to laugh it off, but feels utterly ashamed)

by IRVEN January 19, 2009

Betty Beamer

A good, wholesome, America, mom and apple pie type of blowjob, with no frills. (No ball graples, butthole strokes, angry hand action, or long spit trails.) Always swallowed, and accompanied by serving the recipient his favorite dinner and drink. Classy.

Lordis likes to surprise her man every Fourth of July with a Betty Beamer, followed by steak and beer.

by MissBloodySunshine September 19, 2009

Beamer

An old Northern Irish slang word for when someone goes red with embarrassment.

Matty pulled Moley's shorts down in the middle of PE. He took a pure beamer!

by Bannwhatsit January 20, 2014