Alaskan Baton

Shitting into a condom, freezing it overnight, and using it as a dildo the next day

Aye, she's a big fan of the Alaskan Baton when she can't find her dildo

by fatheadlovesthebenter January 2, 2011

batsoned

A chronic liar. Someone who makes plans and backs out. A person who claims to be able to acquire certian goods and has no means of coming through

"Man that sucks. You think youve been lied to, well I've been batsoned."

by dr. wellington May 24, 2009

bathool

a hott girl every guy drools over. She's good at being a therapisttt, duh. Thats why salina and hamza and khadija and the world seek advice from herr.

Bilal: "Bathool's dayumm finee".
Other kid: "You know ittt"

Salina: "Bathool's mah home skillet."

by suhlina September 22, 2009

Bathing a Dirty Sloth

Bathing a Dirty Sloth is when the recipient of anal defecates on the penis and then proceeds to gift the giver of anal with a handjob using spit as a lubricant

Bathing a Dirty Sloth is when the recipient of anal shits on the dick and then gives them a handjob with spit as lube
"I heard Beth bathed a dirty sloth last night"
"That girl is freaky!"

by BearSplitz96 September 15, 2017

masterly bation

Masterly bation is where a servant whacks off his master.

"I say, Jenkins," said Master Dobbs, "I believe it's time for some masterly bation."

"Certainly, sir" said Jenkins. "The white gloves?"

"Of course," said Master Dobbs indignantly as he unbuttoned his trousers, "were you brought up in a barn?"

by scodder May 20, 2010

bird bathing

1. A washing or soaking (as in water from a public bathroom sink) of all or part of a man's private parts.

I caught Joe bird bathing his balls in the sink again at work. Thankfully, I refrained making eye contact with him as he had his pants around his ankles.

by Meow's girl May 9, 2010

Baton Rouge

The act of fucking your girl when she's on her period, leaving you with a red stick.

She didn't want to put out last night but I told her "Baby, I'm going to Baton Rouge."

by JJ RedStick April 14, 2013