A feminine pad that is fully permeated with period blood to the point of hardening, which gives it a natural oblong shape and consistency, as well as touch texture similar to that of an oven-fresh french baguette.
Tod: "I attempted to have sex with my girl last night, but when I tried to feel her up, I was greeted with that once-a-month feminine surprise in a form of french baguette"
Sean: "French baguette? What's that?"
Tod: "A fully soaked and hardened menstrual pad, Sean"
Sean: "French baguette? What's that?"
Tod: "A fully soaked and hardened menstrual pad, Sean"
by Tunisius September 19, 2013
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The girl with her Ed Hardy outfit and pouting poses in photos can win the tag of the Douche Baguette. She thinks she owns the place.
by sunny936 February 8, 2010
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Coined by Homestar Runner as he was answering Strong Bad's emails in Ep#50 when he was on the phone.
"Dear Strong Bad, how do you type with boxing gloves on?" -- Scott from Surrey BC Canada
"Oh, even I know what to do with that one." -- Homestar
a> BALEETED!
Bad command or file name.
a> DELTAEDED!
Bad command or file name.
and so on...
"Oh, even I know what to do with that one." -- Homestar
a> BALEETED!
Bad command or file name.
a> DELTAEDED!
Bad command or file name.
and so on...
by stavr0 May 13, 2003
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1. My friend told me about scientology, saying that it was a real religion, but I know it's just baldercrap.
2. A guy was yelling about the end of the world, so I called "baldercrap!" and told him to STFU.
2. A guy was yelling about the end of the world, so I called "baldercrap!" and told him to STFU.
by Professor Hubert J Farnsworth November 19, 2009
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When ever i play video games and theres a French guy it always sounds like there eating there microphones because there microphone is a baguette. All i hear is ksjsbbfmalakwjwnrbgbmsi 🥖🎧
When ever i play video games and theres a French guy it always sounds like there eating there microphones because there microphone is a baguette. All i hear is ksjsbbfmalakwjwnrbgbmsi 🥖🎧
Gaming baguettes
Me: hello does anyone have a mic?
French guy: baguette oui
Me: microphones not baguettes oui
French guy: baguette oui oui
Me: "leaves the game"
Me: hello does anyone have a mic?
French guy: baguette oui
Me: microphones not baguettes oui
French guy: baguette oui oui
Me: "leaves the game"
by Skin ed June 26, 2020
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He's good enough to start for any team in the world.
Made a fool out of Inter Milan, champions of Europe.
He's good enough to start for any team in the world.
Made a fool out of Inter Milan, champions of Europe.
Gareth Bale is absolutely ridiculous, just watch the highlights of the Tottenham v. Inter Milan 3-1 game
or the Inter Milan v. Tottenham 4-3 game where he scored a hat-trick
or the Inter Milan v. Tottenham 4-3 game where he scored a hat-trick
by Yidd December 1, 2010
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