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Balcony Boxing

The act of masterbating on a balcony or other lofty location visible to the public.
Ralph likes to do a bit of balcony boxing.
by Steve 'Sadam' Adams May 15, 2007
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Baldock

(v.) The act of reaching out to greet another person with handshake but at the last second reaching down and giving a couple soft pats to the other persons pelvic region.
At the end of the game the two players skipped the handshake and instead baldocked.
by fr8dude May 14, 2013
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Rocky Balboa

Verb- A sexual term. This move is used when the "shocker" (2 in the pink 1 in the stink) and the "spocker" (2 in the pink 2 in the stink) just dont cut it. To perform such a move, one must clench both hands into fists and place one in the pink and one in the stink of a female and thrust to the beat of the song "Eye of the Tiger". An optional enhancement is to scream "ADRIAN!!!" while thrusting to evoke an orgasm.
Ed: "hey man ive tried everything with my girl but it just doesnt seem to work anymore...i think shes gotten too used to all of my moves...what should i do?"

Joe: "have you tried the Rocky Balboa? I did it to patty and she had to wear a diaper for a month. She still begged for it that whole month cause it was that good."

Ed: "sounds painful..."

Joe: "thats what she said. then she tried it. no going back."
by GlenTheMan August 25, 2009
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Rocky Balboa

Raising your arms and screaming "Drago" at the height of ejaculation signifying reaching the top mountain just like Rocky Balboa in Rocky IV.
Rocky Balboa works best when behind your partner. "Drago" should be drug out to show real emotion. EX:

"dddrrraaagggooo"
by LesFu May 21, 2009
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Balcony Shot

When you finish fucking your girl doggy style while she is bent over a balcony and she ducks before you get off so that your cum can achieve maximum distance as it flies off of the balcony.

VETERAN'S TIP: A well timed Donkey Punch just prior to orgasm can greatly improve the trajectory of your semen.

If you are lucky by the time you finish a small crowd will have gathered below the balcony to watch the show. If you manage to get any sex juice on any innocent bystanders you get to add an extra 10 feet per person (midgets count as double points!) onto the measurement of your spooge.

If your doggy rompin' balcony destroying good time draws too much of a crowd it is highly recommended to perform a filthy ninja and make a quick escape!
Mike: "Hey Kristin I'm feeling pretty strong tonight after snorting those rails of Extenze. How do you feel about heading outside and helping me go for a new Balcony Shot personal record?

Kristin: "Sure that's fine but let me finish my juice box first."
by SillyDilly June 16, 2010
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BalCo

An abbreviation for a county of Maryland surrounding most of the city of Bawlmurr (Baltimore) filled with wiggers and preppies that is completely useless except for its reputation as a "hotbed" of lacrosse and the vast sea of wiggers.

The kids there think they have money, but that's only because they've only been exposed to Bawlmurr city.

Unlike HoCo and MoCo, no one really lives in McMansions and a garage of European luxury cars. Everyone is either slightly above the poverty line or just plain middle class.

When the kids grow up they get exposure to other parts of Maryland, they realize they're either really white trash or their daddy couldn't hack it in MoCo and HoCo so he settled on BalCo to avoid Bawlmer.

We might not be as rich as MoCo or HoCo but we know we're better than them.

Towson, Parkville, Perry Hall, White Marsh, Rosedale, Essex, Dundalk, Randallstown, Pikesville, Woodlawn, Catonsville.
Person A: Where are you from?
Person B: MoCo.
B: aren't you from MoCo too?
A: nope buddy, I'm from BalCo homie.
B: BalCo? the hell is that?
A: Baltimore County, that's right, all you MoCo kids bow down!
by BalCo April 9, 2006
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balgowlah

A very dangerous suburb on the southern fringe of the northern beaches. Known for its gangs, drug dealings, drive bys, graffiti and other gangster related activity. Balgowlah Heights is inner suburb of Balgowlah which is widely recognised as more "ghetto" than Compton itself.
We were walking through Balgowlah the other day an ma mate got fuckin' shanked ay.
by yinglejingle September 4, 2006
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