snugg-balling

the act of wearing a snuggie and nothing but a snuggie.

When i woke up this morning my dad was snugg-balling, and i saw the entire downstairs mix up.

by frizz21 March 16, 2010

Matzo Balling

\ˈmɑtsə bɔlɪŋ\

noun: a sex act wherein the free-flowing beard of an Orthodox Jewish male is first braided into a string of knots (the matzo balls), and then alternately inserted and removed from the anus or vagina. This produces sexual stimulation in a manner similar to anal beads or Ben Wa balls. Deeply embedded within this esoteric practice is an Orthodox view of the beard as bridge between mind and heart, thoughts and actions, theory and practice, good intentions and good deeds. The act can thus be interpreted as rivulets of divinity flowing from mind to body to other bodies, forming an unbroken circle of life, love, and faith that connects us all.

I heard he's really into matzo balling.

Hey babe - wanna make some matzo balls tonight?

I met this scruffster on jdate who tore me up with his matzo balls!

by mrmcnasticles October 19, 2018

balding

The act of slowly losing hair from the head.

He is losing his hair, he is balding.

by 156298 July 15, 2014

baling wire

(noun) Sturdy, bendable wire used to bale hay or repair nearly anything broken. Often used in conjunction with Duct Tape. Alternate pronunciation "balin' wire"

My cousin's tailpipe was fixin' to fall off, but he jury rigged it with some duct tape and baling wire.

by Redneck in the big city January 14, 2008

two batting

Waiting an unreasonable amount of time to update information. Especially if the information in question is important to a large important group of people.

Dude, I'm totally two batting my managers with the TPS reports.

by hrltwincities August 25, 2010

binge bating

It is when one continuously masturbates throughout the day and night all in one sitting.

Bro! My boss gave me a day off yesterday and I was binge bating for the whole day! I feel so relaxed now!
masturbate jerk off rosy palm slapping the monkey choking the chicken making the bald man cry

by JesseFriedOreos January 3, 2016

piano-balling

A certain technique of tickling the balls that mimic the movement of fingers on a piano.

She piano-balled me, and I liked it. They were like heaven on my balls.

He liked the tenderness of piano-balling.

by floopdahg May 4, 2019