Baltimore Handshake

1) handjob; 3rd base(m).

Steve: "Did you sleep with Sheila after the concert last night?"

Carl: "No, but she did give me a Balitmore Handshake."

Steve: "Nice."

by Hog1 October 24, 2003

baltorn

To take trolling to the extreme, using baits to provoke excessive and negative reactions from other posters, and nullifying any possible debate.

Don't go baltorn on my thread !
You pulled a successful baltorn this time.

by mosha_gaad August 23, 2006

Baltimore Whitefish

A condom floating in the Harbour.... along with all the other shit in there. If you look really hard through the grease rainbows, you might see one in its natural habitat.

"Hey look, hoawn, there's a Bawlmer Whitefish in the wooter..."
"Fuck that, let's get back to Blair so we can hit Haver tonight."

by City Forever. December 30, 2004

baltie

The act of stepping on gum

OH SHIT!, ANOTHER BALTIE! THIS IS MY 3rd TIME TODAY!

by jolibee September 1, 2010

Baltasar

Sexy boi with a huge dick. Very good with his dick use

wow,he is a baltasar

by not balta February 14, 2017

Baltimore Deep Counter

When you lick a hobo’s ass in front of a mirror.

Susie: I’m feeling pretty dirty today.

Chris: Why?
Susie: I gave a Baltimore Deep Counter at a gas station last night.

Chris: Charity work again, huh?

by Susie_Qsie March 1, 2019

baltaboo

A person with no Lithuanian and/or Latvian ancestry or citizenship that is obsessed with those countries' cultures. Unfortunately, a Baltaboo is often mistaken for a Slavaboo because of some similarities between the two and the lack of education about Lithuanian/Latvian history, culture and geography. Baltaboos love to go to the "Rajon" to squat in counterfeit Adidas tracksuits while drinking Riga Black Balsam or Volfas Engelman beer and eat kebabs with garlic sauce next to their heavily used BMW E34 (that was questionably obtained from Poland). Baltaboos love to practive the Romuva, Druwi and Dievturība religions and their favorite sports are basketball, hockey and beating the crap out of each other.

Police Officer: Good evening gentlemen, do you know why I pulled you over today?
*intoxicated* Baltaboos: POLICIJA XUJICIJA! 凸(>皿<)凸
Police Officer: Very understandable... You are free to go. Have a great day.

by Karafuto November 13, 2019