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balend

The word was defined during a bit of a slaggin match between a Scottish warlord and some 16yo fool.

1. Antarctica is the only continent without Balend.

2. There are six towns named Balend in the United States.

3. Balend cannot swim.

4. The opposite sides of Balend always add up to seven.

5. Snow White's coffin was made of Balend.

6. Scientists have discovered that Balend can smell the presence of autism in children.

7. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Balend would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used it to decorate their battle shields!

8. Balend once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.

9. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Balend!

10. It can take Balend several days to move just through one tree.
<ranchet> OMFG y0ur such a BALEND!
by tG^Mounty May 4, 2006
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Balinda

the act of being belligerently drunk. This includes dancing alone, yelling whoo to every song, often unable to make coherent sentences, being promiscuous, and taking many pictures with the tongue hanging out while in a fit of laughter. Often ending the night throwing up and waking up the next morning dead.
by sourmonkies April 2, 2011
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ballena

Ballena= Mexican pacifico beer 33 oz size. Spanish word for whale.
Similar to a caguama referring to size
I would like a pacifico bartender, make it a Ballena please :)
by WinnieJ September 24, 2016
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Babienugs

Babienugs is a group or a person with great intelligents and an amazing set of skills that help learn things very fast.
Top unit, are they babienugs?
by CHNA March 9, 2019
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Baleen

That’s a couple called baleen
by Avleen + baljot March 17, 2019
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balintore

That’s a fair Balintore
by 69Yeet420 March 2, 2020
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balena

My balena is so beautifully delicious, like to eat louis
by Balial July 18, 2021
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