jane bales potion

is it 3am?? are you feeling quite imposterish??? then chances areee that youve taken a hefty sip of the jane bales potion, yes siree !

oh my god i took the fattest sip of the jane bales potion at 3am last night brother

by pai.g January 27, 2023

e-Bale

when you recieve an email laced with curse words and rants for no reason.

That customer wasent very happy, he totally just e-baled us a nasty one.

by Jakegrape February 18, 2009

Bales

Someone lacking zero common sense/general knowledge

That guy though the capital of Tasmania was Australia. What a Bales!

by Scrooge McKik May 19, 2018

released on bale

What "non-carnivorous" suspects --- i.e., individuals in legal trouble for crimes other than da hazardous-to-humans offenses like violence, murder, etc. --- can get from a "kangaroo court" if they "pony up" a set amount of "hay".

If a judge allows you to be "released on bale", ask him if he wants said "green stuff" to be in alfalfa or timothy.

by QuacksO April 4, 2022

bale bondsman

A hay-farmer's assistant who wraps securing-twine around bricks/rolls of dried alfalfa as they are made.

Now that machinery gathers and processes hay in one single operation, the job of the bale bondsman is largely a thing of the past.

by QuacksO August 31, 2018

Bale

My king Bale he is super cute and rizzed up riley the rizzler

He is super magestic, he must be a bale.

by Rileys really hot March 28, 2024