Josh: Hey, do you want to go the strip club tonight
Patrick: Nah, I'll just sit here and watch gay porn.
Josh: Well, Danielle is going to meet us for dinner afterwards.
Patrick: If Danielle's going to be there then I'm going for sure.
Josh: She sounds like your Buffer Person.
Patrick: Nah, I'll just sit here and watch gay porn.
Josh: Well, Danielle is going to meet us for dinner afterwards.
Patrick: If Danielle's going to be there then I'm going for sure.
Josh: She sounds like your Buffer Person.
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Get the Flush the buffer mug.A mediocre song used by an internet streaming service like Pandora to let you know they're about to play something really shitty. This gives you the opportunity to change the station before inadvertently hearing something distasteful. Coined by popular podcast host, Adam Carolla
Adam: I was listening to an Elvis Costello channel on Pandora earlier and John Cougar's opus "Hurts So Good" suddenly started playing.
Ray: Shit. At least they should've given you a Buffer Song.
Adam: Yes, anything by Gary Wright would've been sufficient
Ray: Shit. At least they should've given you a Buffer Song.
Adam: Yes, anything by Gary Wright would've been sufficient
by bkn March 3, 2014
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Dude, why are you sitting right next to me? The theater's only half full. Maintain the man buffer and move over.
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by mcgruff January 2, 2005
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