wall buffer

a sexual position when a man has a woman between him and the wall
damn jake your walls look sparkling clean what did you do to get it so clean?

well all i did was wall buffer her.

WOW i should try that sometime.
by Master Baterer January 16, 2006
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buffer test

Any coming test, college, high school, or middle school, that you know you will do/have done well or exceptional on. This test is a safeguard for the other test/paper that you know you will to poorly on. For absorbing the shock of when you get a 73 on your term paper.
Dude, I think I'm set for the end of the year; I got a ninety on that history test, and I'm thinkin' that's my buffer test for that hugeass paper we have to write for Smith.
by KokeHed May 09, 2009
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Flush the buffer

A term often used in the IT world as a euphemism for cracking one off in a closet
I just flushed the buffer in my lunch break!
by Sybil May 05, 2005
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Bussy Buffer

"That man right there is a certified bussy buffer'"
"He's so fine he could buff my bussy"
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by Cuntlord33 June 05, 2023
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Buffer Seat

The open seat in between two men at a mass seating event or dedicated seating area to defer any idea of possible homosexuality. Examples include Movie Theaters, Busses, Church, and Peep Show booths.
Woah, dude, you can't sit there, that's my buffer seat. Sit in the seat next to it.
by B Radd June 15, 2007
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man buffer

The seat that two heterosexual males must leave between each other when watching a movie together in an uncrowded theater.
Dude, why are you sitting right next to me? The theater's only half full. Maintain the man buffer and move over.
by BigMacUSNA91 December 05, 2007
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chicky buffer

Negates the potential for mab-touching-man discomfort.
During our group hug, I was the chicky buffer between Andy and David.
by mcgruff January 03, 2005
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