Blanket Tosser 

A woman that makes your bed and gives you a blow job.

She's a real blanket tosser. She'll make your bed and give you a blow job.

Blanket Tosser by printsngiggles January 9, 2016

Blanket shark 

A blanket shark is formed when a man gets sexually excited and produces an erect penis while under blankets.

I could tell he liked my new crotchless panties by the size of his enormous blanket shark.

Blanket shark by Weaselbitch July 31, 2016

blanket hoe 

when you sleep with someone and they keep stealing your half of the blanket

"stop being a blanket hoe, steve im cold!"

blanket hoe by 3.1414 November 12, 2016

blanket gropler 

A person who stays under a blanket all day in his underwear, hiding from life, playing pocket pool in his pants.

Evan decided to be a blanket gropler after is girlfriend broke up with him.

blanket gropler by Evan the rapper August 28, 2017

blanket gravy 

When you fart but accidently have diarrhea in bed under the covers creating Blanket Gravy

My girlfriend accident had a blanket gravy moment in bed!

blanket gravy by Ashtray85 October 8, 2017

Blanket hug

Being hugged by someone taller than you in a way that feels like you are being wrapped up in a blanket

I was feeling sad until Adam gave me a blanket hug.

Blanket hug by lovelydancer98 December 31, 2017

blanket law 

when you have a body part hanging out from under the blanket leaving it free for the un-friendly demon dudes to completely rape it.

Dude 1:"Yo bro, I saw you breaking blanket law last night."
Dude 2:"That must be why I felt violated."

blanket law by UnderpaidRobloxStaff May 28, 2019