peanut blossom

The best Christmas cookie to ever be consumed, consisting of peanut butter-based dough rolled in sugar with a delectably delicious Hershey's Kiss placed in the center.

"Where's Jake?"
"He's downstairs eating peanut blossoms with Allison."
"Is that an innuendo?"
"No."
"Oh."

by yom torke December 10, 2013

Squat Blossom

Poop, Shit

Your full of Squat Blossom

by Wrmage7 May 19, 2010

giggle blossom

another term that can be substituted for marijuana, dagga, ganja, dakka, herb, weed, greenery, giggle weed, the doctor, love bud, giggle bud.

Jacky: You got any giggle blossom?
Cooked: Yo J, and those blooms is tickling my fancy, want some?

by Jack Weed November 25, 2006

Pink Blossom

A perfectly pink and puckered female booty hole.

Rachel was begging me to tongue punch her pink blossom.

I was hittin her doggie when I spread them cheeks and peeked at her pink blossom.

The aroma of her pink blossom was intoxicating.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018

Idiot blossom

A plant that requires minimal care to thrive. So called because *any idiot can take care of it*.

"I don't even water this idiot blossom, and not only is it surviving, it's thriving!"

by Allison Bobb August 22, 2014

blueberry blossom

That ill, sparkly, dank, blue kush that gets you and your bros high for days.

We lit up some blueberry blossom and stared at a tiger statue for hours.

by finagledat November 25, 2010

Desert Blossom

A sadist & masochist activity in which a cactus is used to brutally fuck one in the anus or vagina thus causing extreme pain, but in their case also, extreme pleasure.

Note: this is extremely dangerous and causes irreparable damage

Boy, ever since i got that desert blossom taking a shit has been more painful than ever!

by Papa Thornberry January 16, 2010