Bachelor's Cap

Another name for a condom, used to keep a furtive air to the conversation.

Don't forget to bring your Bachelor's Cap to your date tonight.

Dude, my Bachelor's Cap kept my "graduation" under wraps, if you know what I mean.

by KHFanForAll December 7, 2009

hotel room bachelor

semi humorous, semi offensive): a very messy-by most normal people standards- person.

the neatest person i know literally behaves like a hotel room bachelor when they actually rent a hotel room by themselves during business trips.

by Sexydimma September 24, 2013

Bachelor fleece

A very snug item of clothing worn by a (usually single) man which looks and smells horrific, but offers supreme comfort and protection against the harsh winter environment.

Girls retch when they look at me, but the joke's on them - they're freezing their nipples off, and I'm in my bachelor fleece.

by gabehere December 27, 2010

bachelor chow

On the now defunct cartoon "Futurama," Bachelor chow is the substance that the main character Phillip J. Fry eats with regularity. It comes in a large bag akin to Dog Chow and makes its own gravy when you add water. The bag advertises that Bachelor Chow is "Now with flavor!"

Bender: Fry what are you doing tonight?
Fry: I'm gonna stay home, watch "All My Circuits," and eat Bachelor Chow.

by Tnuttaz June 11, 2006

bachelorette

A sham word primarily used by certain Americans of sub par intelligence to describe the female version of a Bachelor.

The term was coined to feminize the masculine word bachelor through the added 'ette' - a wholly idiotic and nonsensical endeavor akin to calling a single mother a fatherette.

This term was born of ignorance and misguided feminist intentions.

Speakers should instead stick to the traditional terms Hen or Doe.

OMG she had the craziest bachelorette party before her Vegas wedding, her 15 kids all came too!

by Macdaddy1983 August 13, 2012

bachelors hand

A hand in poker which comprises of a Jack and a King of different suits. When combined the hand could be described as being Jack-King-Offsuit, often abbreviated to jack-king-off. This sounds like jacking off, a common past time of bachelors supposedly.

"I had ace queen, what did you have?"
"Bachelors hand."

by Mischmo October 7, 2007

The Bachelor

The worst show on television. A show of no value and one that propogates the ridiclousness of "reality" tv

Jersey Shore is the new "The Bachelor" of reality TV.

by Godballer January 5, 2011