Bautista

A really pretty guy with a 16 pack who is more likely to have a very huge dick

How big is bautistas dick?
16 inches

by Panlo567 February 8, 2018

Baumes

The semen that squirts out of a woman's anus after anal sex.

Did you leak any Baumes onto my carpet?

by rakkasan August 5, 2008

Bauserman

a sexual act, after pulling out of your sex partner hold your load as long as possible then launch it ten yards over your partners head

I gave my girlfriend the Bauserman last night and shot my load all over my wall.

by Dcrisp21 October 12, 2011

bauco

an italian word that sounds aboriginal meaning idiot or stupid.

"What a bauco! Who would say that!"

by For Sure Dharmic November 27, 2017

fun baubles

a more festive term for the male testicular region.
what santa's danglers would be know as.

M: mate you're a bum pirate
A: gargle my fun baubles

by santaswife October 13, 2009

sunny baudelaire

Sunny Bauldelaire is a three year old girl which appears in books named Series Of Unfortunate Events. She loves biting hard things and hates things that made loud noises. She only bites a person if she doesn't like that person.(Like Count Olaf) She has the sharpest teeth in the world. Sunny has good skills for cooking.

Sunny Baudelaire can use her teeth.

by camcam.105 January 12, 2017

Jack Bauered

To suffer a major catastrophe, dilemma, or problematic person just minutes before you have to leave or your shift is over.
Named after the "hero" in the TV series 24 who suffers a cliff-hanging moment every hour, on the hour.

Dave: You were supposed to be here an hour ago!
Bob: Sorry, I was Jack Bauered - the whole network went down two minutes before my shift ended.

by Peanutgnome January 27, 2007