When a person sneaks under the blankets to latch onto their significant other to drain the warmth from them.
by Zealotte February 15, 2019
Get the Frozen Barnacle mug.Bohemian Barnacle is a term used to describe those who fall below the standards of a noble. Once the mighty have fallen they shall expect a posh Englishman to announce that the once mighty have fallen below the standards of a true noble and they risk being sent to the depths of Australasia.
You are worse than a commoner, you fall below the minimum standards which we hold as a nation you are nothing more than a Bohemian Barnacle.
Your bickering means nothing to me as you are a Bohemian Barnacle who will soon throw boomerangs in the Australian out back.
Wackif your willy and cry out to your deity as you prepare to die BOHEMIAN BARNACLE!
Your bickering means nothing to me as you are a Bohemian Barnacle who will soon throw boomerangs in the Australian out back.
Wackif your willy and cry out to your deity as you prepare to die BOHEMIAN BARNACLE!
by PoopusSentarius December 21, 2021
Get the Bohemian Barnacle mug.A person who is generally perceived to be so incompetent that all tasks given to them invariably turn to shit.
This applies especially to those who (for one reason or another) are not, or cannot be fired, and they drift along clinging to their shitty work, sinking project after project in a craptastic cataclysm of titanic proportions.
This applies especially to those who (for one reason or another) are not, or cannot be fired, and they drift along clinging to their shitty work, sinking project after project in a craptastic cataclysm of titanic proportions.
I hate dealing with Jenkins, that turd barnacle in marketing. I spell out exactly what I need, and he still manages to screw it up. He's promised the client a rocket powered nose hair trimmer that runs on gummy bears.
by kynaris June 4, 2011
Get the turd barnacle mug.when a girl infected with herpes scoops said herpes from her vagina and proceeds to give a man a handjob
drew: that hooker gave michael a handjob with a herpes hand last night
raf: i bet he woke up with a nasty case of the barnacle jenkins
raf: i bet he woke up with a nasty case of the barnacle jenkins
by taineekewbinpeenus January 9, 2011
Get the barnacle jenkins mug.Larry: Dood... Is it true Cashman's got another bone barnacle? Shouldn't he go to the doctor for that?
Gary: Yeah, Man. He just keeps dousing it in Compound W.
Larry: What a choad.
Gary: Yeah, Man. He just keeps dousing it in Compound W.
Larry: What a choad.
by Jiminy Criquette September 17, 2007
Get the bone barnacle mug.Guy 1: yoooo dude you got like 46 texts from brooke
Guy 2: what oh my god i was gone for 45 mins
Guy 1: dude shes such a Barnacle Bitch
Guy 2: what oh my god i was gone for 45 mins
Guy 1: dude shes such a Barnacle Bitch
by Smart ass Russian September 13, 2011
Get the Barnacle Bitch mug.Those annoying people that make out in the middle of the hallway at school and get really offended if you run into them.
hall barnacles: You did not just run into us!!!
me: Maybe if you could keep it in your pants for five seconds...
me: Maybe if you could keep it in your pants for five seconds...
by fat kid eating cake May 28, 2009
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