by backup-potato September 27, 2021
Get the backup potatomug. in the instance where your main kazoo is out of service or stollen, it is useful to have a backup kazoo on hand.
-“i have stollen your main kazoo”
-“this is of no consequence to me as i have in my possession, a backup kazoo”
-“this is of no consequence to me as i have in my possession, a backup kazoo”
by xX_brad_Xx November 20, 2021
Get the backup kazoomug. by NTLDR_isMissing October 28, 2021
Get the backup gamemug. When an infertile plebeian drizzles surrogate cum on his dick and shoves it in his disappointed partner
by Horse Peener December 1, 2023
Get the Backup Glazed Donutmug. An item from risk of rain 2 which grants the holder 1 extra charge (+1 per stack) of their secondary, or "M2" skill.
by footstinky2 November 26, 2023
Get the Backup Magazinemug. Similar to a male cuckold, but in this case they're even lower than that.
Backup simps are men who are used by women as a emotional luggage or at times someone they can lean on, very rarely are backup simps able to get the girl they keep simping for, the girl on the other hand has multiple bakecup simps she can use.
Backup simps are men who are used by women as a emotional luggage or at times someone they can lean on, very rarely are backup simps able to get the girl they keep simping for, the girl on the other hand has multiple bakecup simps she can use.
>Oh I had a date with this girl I just met and it was so enjoyable for both of us, I tried to be as nice as possible
>But for some reason on the 2nd date she keeps calling me a friend, I guess I have scored high, huh?
>I've talked to her for a couple months now and she's always complaining about how guys's cheat on her and what not, how terrible!
>She wants to go shopping with me, I paid for it all. But it seems like we're still not together.
Rinse and repeat she probably does the same with 5 or more backup simps.
>But for some reason on the 2nd date she keeps calling me a friend, I guess I have scored high, huh?
>I've talked to her for a couple months now and she's always complaining about how guys's cheat on her and what not, how terrible!
>She wants to go shopping with me, I paid for it all. But it seems like we're still not together.
Rinse and repeat she probably does the same with 5 or more backup simps.
by neryns August 18, 2021
Get the Backup Simpmug. by Bensium February 25, 2017
Get the backup ropemug.