(auto-mo-vlog) Noun. A vlog posting done while in your car, typically done while in motion but can also be done while stationary. Involves either holding in your lap or mounting to your dashboard your video camera. Usually done while heading to a gathering of other people likely to automovlog.
Verb. The act of producing an automovlog.
The word was coined in early 2007.
Verb. The act of producing an automovlog.
The word was coined in early 2007.
"Automovlogging rules! Not bad for your first time Jen. How many people did you run over?"
"Not a one. I think it helped that I was looking at the road 95% of the time. :D"
"Not a one. I think it helped that I was looking at the road 95% of the time. :D"
by SFSMaus January 4, 2009
Get the automovlog mug.A person who believes that roads are the exclusive domain of motor vehicles. They make no allowances for bicycles or pedestrians, considering them to be road hazards. They are often even aggressive towards other vehicles, especially those smaller or slower than they are. Traffic signals and stop signs are also sources of irritation to the autodominionist. Autodominists believe that people who ride bicycles or are walking are doing so because they are poor or because their time is less important to society. They contend that cyclists should "get on the sidewalk" even though the law affords cyclists equal rights and responsibilities on the road. They admonish cyclists for riding dangerously while at the same time talking on their cell phone and trying to read the newspaper while driving. Autodomionists will drive to their destination, no matter how near it may be or how easily it may be to walk or take some other form of transportation. Autodominionist attitudes have lead to high speed roads without berms, neighborhoods without sidewalks and the demolition of neighborhoods in favor of new highways.
Some Autodominionist Quotes:
"Regardless of the obvious dangers, some people will ride bikes in San Francisco for the same reason Islamic fanatics will engage in suicide bombings -- because they are politically motivated to do so."
Rob Anderson, who also claims that bike lanes actually contribute to pollution and is initiating legal battles to stop additional bike lanes.
http://www.grist.org/news/2008/08/20/sf_bikes/?source=daily#comments
"He was crossing on the red light. I really hate jaywalkers. I despise them. Since I don't run the country, all I can do is yell at 'em. The other option is to run 'em over, but as a compassionate conservative, I would never do that."
Syndicated columnist Robert D. Novak responding to an incident where he cursed out an alleged jaywalker on a Washington DC street in 2001. In 2008 he actually struck a pedestrian crossing legally at a light.
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0708/11985.html
"It would also be useful if there were a law against people riding bicycles in snow and icy conditions on public streets. They are a major hazard to driving in any weather, but especially in bad weather."
City of Pittsburgh Department of Public Works foreman Melanie G. Hall in a letter to the editor.
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/08051/858708-35.stm
"cars are more likely inhabited by people with a higher value for their time."
Tyler Cowen
http://www.marginalrevolution.com/marginalrevolution/2008/07/should-the-driv.html?cid=121759150#comment-121759150
"Ride single-file!"
Christopher Thomas Thompson, just before he veered in front of a pair of cyclists and slammed on his brakes causing the cyclists to slam into the rear of his vehicle and subsequently hospitalizing both.
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-bikecrash12-2008jul12,0,3133098.story
"Regardless of the obvious dangers, some people will ride bikes in San Francisco for the same reason Islamic fanatics will engage in suicide bombings -- because they are politically motivated to do so."
Rob Anderson, who also claims that bike lanes actually contribute to pollution and is initiating legal battles to stop additional bike lanes.
http://www.grist.org/news/2008/08/20/sf_bikes/?source=daily#comments
"He was crossing on the red light. I really hate jaywalkers. I despise them. Since I don't run the country, all I can do is yell at 'em. The other option is to run 'em over, but as a compassionate conservative, I would never do that."
Syndicated columnist Robert D. Novak responding to an incident where he cursed out an alleged jaywalker on a Washington DC street in 2001. In 2008 he actually struck a pedestrian crossing legally at a light.
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0708/11985.html
"It would also be useful if there were a law against people riding bicycles in snow and icy conditions on public streets. They are a major hazard to driving in any weather, but especially in bad weather."
City of Pittsburgh Department of Public Works foreman Melanie G. Hall in a letter to the editor.
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/08051/858708-35.stm
"cars are more likely inhabited by people with a higher value for their time."
Tyler Cowen
http://www.marginalrevolution.com/marginalrevolution/2008/07/should-the-driv.html?cid=121759150#comment-121759150
"Ride single-file!"
Christopher Thomas Thompson, just before he veered in front of a pair of cyclists and slammed on his brakes causing the cyclists to slam into the rear of his vehicle and subsequently hospitalizing both.
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-bikecrash12-2008jul12,0,3133098.story
by Geis October 21, 2008
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To fornicate oneself; synonym of "fuck yourself". Most commonly prefixed by "go" but can be used elsewhere.
by Spudz76 June 4, 2013
Get the autofornicate mug.An "automatic bye" comes from the world of sports. It means that a team earns a good enough record to advance in a playoff or tournament without having to play another team. In other contexts, it basically means leapfrogging over a step in a process.
She landed that job without even having an interview. It was an automatic bye.
My favorite team got an automatic bye, advancing to the final round of the playoffs.
My favorite team got an automatic bye, advancing to the final round of the playoffs.
by artemis1968 September 11, 2013
Get the automatic bye mug.a guy who purchases sports car in attempt to raise his status in society, especially in hopes of improving his own sexual appeal. Optional abbreviated version: autodouche.
A sure sign of autodouchebags is when you see their cars parked too close to the neighboring empty space in order to deter other people from parking there, so that there will be less risk of their own car being scratched or damaged by the "inferior" drivers.
by YumiSpewns December 3, 2014
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Girlfriend: "I'm shredding cheese with my shoe."
Guy: "Your're doing that hoe?"
Girlfriend: "What did you just call me?!"
Guy: "*how-I meant to say 'how'."
Girlfriend: "Whatever.."
Guy: Damn, I just got autocorrekt!
Guy: "Your're doing that hoe?"
Girlfriend: "What did you just call me?!"
Guy: "*how-I meant to say 'how'."
Girlfriend: "Whatever.."
Guy: Damn, I just got autocorrekt!
by Otakunake September 20, 2017
Get the Autocorrekt mug.That one guy that keeps taking on the most hopeless, tragic, unnecessary, tragic cars and tries to revive them into "what they should have / could have been". Aka money-pit cars
There's Tom, at it again. Putting a 5 cylinder engine into a VW Fox. Truly a question no one asked. He is a devout automasochist.
by rdavidz December 20, 2021
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