tbdtf

Acronym portmanteau of TBD and DTF... thus meaning "to be determined (if) down to fuck"
I've been hanging out with them for weeks, but they still TBDTF
by Spudz76 March 21, 2017
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autofornicate

To fornicate oneself; synonym of "fuck yourself". Most commonly prefixed by "go" but can be used elsewhere.
Hey buddy, nice driving! Why don't you go autofornicate!?!?
by Spudz76 June 05, 2013
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the pursetige

The act of putting something in a purse, only to find it disappears moments later, never to be seen again. Based on "the Prestige" from magician culture.
"I put the card in my purse, I swear it's in here somewhere..." 1 hour later... "nope. Must be the pursetige."
by Spudz76 July 17, 2015
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ragetweet

Posting to twitter while seriously angry about any given subject.
If you're at the disco, and some other guy is eyeballing your bitches, so you whip out your phone and tweet a nasty comment they will never see and nobody else knows what you're referring to just to make yourself less angry... then you just ragetweeted!
by Spudz76 February 24, 2011
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