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Astronoshing

When an astronomer thinks that something is astonishing.
The astronomer thought that the growing amount of dark matter in space was astronoshing.
by Derbypie Life August 8, 2015
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Astromotic

Astromotics, little kids that thought they were going to be an astronaut when they got older but sadly their dreams were crushed and they grew up.
I was a Astromotic once but then this happened.
by Julezzz8902 July 13, 2016
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astrobotany

The study of plant life in space.
Scientists are studying astrobotany by growing plants in the microgravity environment of the ISS and observing their growth.
by Reigny July 3, 2018
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astrololigetic

The undying urge to flirt with a 15 year old.

Usually occurs during full moons and the period of horniness before masturbation...
or if your name is MrMiyagy, it's every single living second.
"Doubt I would’ve payed much attention to your Astrololigetic ass if I was still there."

- Deprived
by This is not Gnaww July 20, 2018
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Astrologicalfuckingpussio

What dhruvi is
Dhruvi is a astrologicalfuckingpussio
by I'm from kutch November 16, 2019
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Astrology

One of the things people are skeptical about with astrology is hearing about things like a rat standing on the back of an ox while playing a flute to win a race. Though some scientist asshole with too much time on his/her hands would likely try and train a rat to play a flute, just to prove it wasn't impossible, to be an asshole, or for who knows what military purpose they might try and get a scientist to do something like that the reality is a guy working in the sewer isn't going to come across a rat playing a flute every day. If rats were really such winners, why would they spend so much of their time in the sewer in the first place?
Astrology seems like another thing people created to categorize and control other people rather than help them understand who they and people around them really are, kind of like god, the devil, angels, demons, and everything else in religion. Calling it a pseudoscience implies that science itself isn't another way to control people by giving them answers that sound good (and that real science is somehow more responsible because it sounds more responsible), instead of leaving them with questions about the world around them. There's a lot of bullshit that goes with any/all of it.
by Solid Mantis January 22, 2021
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AstroStates

He is the coolest youtuber ever and he makes the best videos and no one gives him enough credit
MAN I love AstroStates last video
by AstroStates January 28, 2021
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