Asslete

A person who performs above average sexual acts involving the anal region.

Andrew was generally regarded as an Olympic asslete after doing round at Delta Delta Delta.

by Linneas_db March 23, 2023

Dick Assley

The man that dickrolled us with his shit song Never Gonna Fuck You Up.

Dick Assley: Never Gonna Fuck You Up.
You: He just dickrolled us.
Me: I see.

by GregNelson29 September 7, 2023

assplode

Also: assplodes, assploding, assploded. A way of describing explosive diarrhea.

Mom? I'm going to need a mop and a hazmat suit. I just assploded all over the upstairs bathroom.

by dutchboy July 28, 2016

asspects

Refers to the aesthetic features and overall appearance of someone's posterior. These details can vary widely depending on how a particular observer views various attributes in the context of attractiveness/desirability --- where one person may prefer a small firm tight bum as being more ideal for spanking and/or settling on one's lap, someone else might druther a bigger floppier pair of butt-cheeks which are more pleasurable/satisfying to squeeze and knead, especially if the massager himself possesses large hands that he enjoys having "filled".

I don't worry about asspects too much when I date a new lady... to me, if she's got a sweet placid face and a nice personality, I could really care less what her butt or tits look like.

by QuacksO July 25, 2016

assley

a girl with a huge butt chin

man that girl has a huge ass chin her name must be assley

by jake-town October 2, 2005

assile

The prettiest girl ever, she has beautiful eyes and hair, SHES AMAZING AND SWEET!!!!!!!

I wish I could be like Assile

by JAGSJSB May 24, 2020

asspenis

1. A person, place, situation, or thing that has the qualities of both an ass and a penis
2. The act of butt-fucking.
3. A word which I FUCKING MADE UP

"Man, that guy is such an asspenis"
"Shit! I dropped my muffin! Asspenis!"

by Imadeupasspenis May 29, 2004