assisms

words or phrases coined by people under the age of 26'

Person A: Emily is my friendamy

- This is an example of assisms

by xxhunterxx October 6, 2011

assimulatto

person of color or mixed parentage
who assimulates his or herself into the dominant white suburban culture to the
point that the cultural influences of that individuals' ancestral background are lost and commpletely abandoned

Lenny Kravitz

Arsenio Hall

White bread Black people everywhere

by Guido Bohonker February 19, 2004

Assimilate

To fit in with the Americans around you or go the fuck back where you came from.

Nick to cab driver: "You just passed the turn you idiot.. you need to assimilate. I am not paying you an extra dollar. Here is $25.

by Golden Frog June 23, 2009

Asslamp

(Verb) Shoving a lamp (light) in your anus; Also known as Asslamping.

"You will definetly hurt yourself if you continue to asslamp."

by BigNig May 7, 2005

assiah

A massiah of the country of asses. Basically a giant asshole that's such an ass people worship him.

Ex: "my cousin spaghettiaquisha called a llama fat, she's an assiah."

by The Insulted Llama November 26, 2014

asslamp

The act of one's self sitting on a lamp

Nah, Im busy... I gotta asslamp

by penguin October 27, 2002

assjam

It's like toejam, only it's assjam.

My helmet's covered in assjam.

by Sherby McGee June 11, 2006