Assfat

The fat, on an ass. Often, used as an insult, to replace fatass.

You've got assfat!
Jennifer: Stop it, assfat!
Tony: I'm not that fat, am I? :(

by Abbriele August 24, 2007

assfail

when you try to take a crap, but it wont come out, and you make odd noises that scare everyone around you.

Billy had an assfail right before his history test. Poor kid.

by van ultima January 30, 2005

Assfart Jenkins

Dickneck Jones’s Cousin, who also sucks at driving.

Sarah: “Look at this Assfart Jenkins cutting me off!”
Ella: “What’s an Assfart Jenkins?”
Sarah: “Dickneck Jones’s Cousin.”

by Your Sleep Paralysis Demon December 14, 2019

assfore

Will get you asking, "What is an ass for."

Guy-1 "Dude, Whats an assfore?"
Guy-2 "Shitting silly."

by Bernard the wet slapper January 20, 2008

Assgarbage

An term used to describe something that somebody ownes that is useless or breaks when used. Often used to replace piece of shit.

This vibrator is assgarbage, it stops vibrating when i put it in.

by golden_lad December 23, 2009

assfrigger

A person playing with the asshole in a sexual way (with toys etc.) and also gets turned on by it till the point where the asshole gets loose and flexible. Pretty handy for anal sex.
Source: hentai manga

Guy: Damn girl, your asshole is pretty loose!
Girl: That's because I'm an assfrigger since I'm 13.

by TrustworthyPerson July 12, 2015

assfork

It's a butt plug but it's a fork and you shove it up your asshole. Normally there’s bleeding but it's a way to get your shit out basically.

“Sandra, I can’t seem to get shit out of my ass.”
“Just use the assfork, David. It’ll do the trick.”

by Manamejefff May 22, 2018