arse

a word that eternally petty british people use because they're probably still petty about our little tea party in boston and how we broke up with them a long time ago

" he's so irritating he got mad when i said ass instead of arse, i mean it isn't a big deal"

by i don't care tbh July 17, 2017

arse

A great all purpose word that can be used in many ways for many things.
A place you can hide things in girls. Chris is always trying to find things to stick up his fiance's arse.

Arse, the other vagina.

by Pimp-Master J January 2, 2007

arse

Another word for Lucky

"More arse than class"

by S Oatley January 25, 2008

arse herpes

The ultimate sexually transmitted disease, suggestive of slutty sexual behaviour.

Mary: “hey you bastard you’ve given me herpes”
Dave: “most likely arse herpes”

by Chrish77 August 3, 2019

Arse ignment

A burdensome assessment item forming part of a university course, usually completed with reluctance after considerable procrastination

This subject has two arse ignments: a powerpoint presentation and a reflective essay

by Winebibber May 22, 2011

Arse-clown

A person who exceeds the descriptive potential of both the terms arse and clown through their ineptitude, lack of common understanding or ability to perform simple tasks.

John - "He's so stupid."
Bob - "No, he's an arse-clown!"

by Peter 01988 January 6, 2008

Bat Arsed

Next level up from rat arsed. To be absolutely steam boated beyond return. Bat arsed is a sacred level of pissed which worshippers of life seek on the weekend. Bat arsed state is achieved by robbing tinnes from Tesco, prank calling your mates mum for a blowie at least twice so she thinks your serious, not eating a single fucking nut on the day of bat arsery and seeing off at least 10 shots of pure stink. When bat arsed thou must expect to piss thy self so don't wear your best pair of Lonsdale undies and remember if any cunt tries to tell you you're to bat arsed put your fucking mush down and windmill the shit out of that worthless piece of cum.

Joe: Hey Ben, last weekend was awesome we got so bat arsed. How about we tone it down a notch tonight and get fucking shit wrecked?

Ben: Shut the fuck up Joe you little pussy, I wanna try force my floppy in an 18 stone train wreck of a woman and shit on my own floor tonight, so I'm definitely going for the bat arsed option. You're such a little bitch

by NewyIsMassiv March 11, 2017