A fruit used as the basic right of passage for pot smokers. The apple is used as a pipe when no alternative is available. The stem is removed and the top is punctured halfway through the apple towards the bottom with a pen, then a side hole is punctured to meetup with the first one. Load the top as a bowl and smoke. Once fried, eat the apple to temporarily combat your munchies.
Johndante: Aye man got a bowl or some sweets?
Dan: Nah man, got an apple though.
Johndante: Shyt man then stab that bitch!
Dan: Nah man, got an apple though.
Johndante: Shyt man then stab that bitch!
by thevalleyboy April 07, 2019
1) A computer company that started in 1970s when two Caucasian males decided to start a business. Is famous for iMacs, iBooks, and iPods. All their products have a certain clean, rather professional look about them. However, the computers/laptops don't let you download certain games, like .exe because it's for Windows only and it's a diff. operating system.
2) Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrow's daughter. Apple Martin.
2) Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrow's daughter. Apple Martin.
Products
Mac OS X
iMac
eMac
Power Mac
PowerBook
iBook
iPod
Apple Cinema Display
Mac mini
Xserve
AirPort
QuickTime
iLife
iTunes
iWork
Mighty Mouse
Aperture
Mac OS X
iMac
eMac
Power Mac
PowerBook
iBook
iPod
Apple Cinema Display
Mac mini
Xserve
AirPort
QuickTime
iLife
iTunes
iWork
Mighty Mouse
Aperture
by lmaoweresoscene December 28, 2005
Microsoft's second fiddle.
by moltovivace February 22, 2005
" Jim, did you see the new Apple Mac Pro Stand? Its $1000!"
"You mean the Mac Pro is $1000?"
"No, just the aluminium stand."
"Stonks"
"You mean the Mac Pro is $1000?"
"No, just the aluminium stand."
"Stonks"
by apalsux March 09, 2020
by turtle tosser 123456789 February 15, 2017
by exhausted peaches May 29, 2018
Its a fucking fruit for god sake. Who the fuck DOESN'T know what an apple is?! FUCK! A STARVING KID IN AFRICA KNOWS WHAT AN APPLE IS! HE FUCKING FANTASIZES ABOUT ONE EVERY DAY!
by pseudonym fucker December 13, 2017