AOL

An Isp that never had any quality and still doesnt have any quality built into it. Tends to be used by people that know nothing about computers, but they think using AOL makes them computer literate. The cd spamming of their product they do through the mail is a whole different story. They make great coasters, and are often addressed to dead relatives.

Thats the 12th AOL cd addressed to my dead great grandmother.

by whuh? November 14, 2004

aol

A piece of shit that is constantly going down like a 2 dollar whore

Whi needs sex the way AOL goes down on me-Bill Gates

by Merlin September 11, 2003

aol

most fucked up shit ever created! god wouldn't aprove of this shit!
internet co.

this shit sucks

by chreeza December 31, 2003

aol

-a crappy isp for low lifes
-they give you 1000 hours of online time dedicated for loading the first "welcome" page
-america off line
-a good source of cds to shoot/constucth things/melt/or anything else

-forget buying clay pigons, i just use aol cds
-aol cds can be used for coasters
-aol cds can be used to reflect light in someones eyes

by none July 17, 2004

aol

1) Equivalent to Hell.
2) Laggy Piece of shit.

1) AOL = America On helL
2) AOL = America On Lag

by gundamNIT January 15, 2003

AOL

An ISP which people who have no clue about computers get and then think they are the coolest people around. Very few people like AOL. Also a company that likes to spam inboxes and mailboxes with ads and trial cds. Most definitions said below this definition are true.

This "lawyer" is most likely just some lonley person who is obssesed with AOL. You can't sue free speech.

by Tom December 21, 2004

AOL

AOL, or America Online. A very friendly virus that destorys your computer without you even realizing it. Masked as an ISP with chatrooms, e-mail, Instant Messenger, etc. Will completely destroy your computer within a matter of years if left to do it's business. Will also corrupt and drain your mind of all rational thoughts. Classified as Dangerous.

First week: man, AOL is so awesome.
Second Month: man, AOL is so awesome
second year: uhhhh. U AOL, me... me. Rawrrrrr!!

by idioticidioms April 18, 2008