Alfred

Some of the most sexy human beings are called Alfred. The name just screams hot and sexy in a classy way. Everything about Alfred is hot from head to toe. The ladies can only find him irresistible. By even just the smell of him the ladies get uncontrollable orgasms.

Alfred: Hi Sarah are you ok?

Sarah: ooohh Alfred your so hot aaaaaahhh!

Alfred: Thanks I guess.

by Jonna Svennson November 23, 2021

An Alfredo

when someone gets punched in the face during a class while a teacher is present and not get caught.

hey dude! i heard you pulled An Alfredo in science today.

by gjc00013 November 9, 2010

Allied Irish

Allied Irish is Irish rhyming slang for the act of masturbation. Can also be shortened to allied.

It comes from an irish institution called the Allied Irish bank which rhymes with wank. Having a wank is a British/Irish term for masturbation.

E.g. That movie was so hot, I need to go for an allied Irish.

Or: god, I'm horny. I need to go for an allied.

by Ilovemjoys May 5, 2006

Aldred

A ninja with a coffee addiction, he’s a little wuss at times but a fucking idiot aswell, has bad memory and is bound to be Asian

Damn did you see that,must be an Aldred.

by Lord Weaboo July 19, 2019

alfred sant

The dumbass maltese political leader of the Labour Party who wears a goddamn wig. He opposes every good thing which is offered to the Maltese country which is why shitty Malta will always remain shitty.

Alfred Sant opposed the joining in the EU. Wtf is his problem??

by christian 93 July 14, 2005

alfredo

1.White sauce made of heavy cream, butter, parsley, and minced garlic. Usually served with Fettuccine.
2.Typical italian man's name.

Pay attention when talking to italians and saying: you want fettuccine with Alfredo?, they might answer: "No thanks, I am alone"

by Ciro Martinelli September 6, 2005

Alfred

Most likely the person that excels in chemistry, however he uses his chemistry knowledge to create a new form of mustard gas to destroy his high school.

If he ever gets children, he would most likely swear in front of them.

Alfred as a doctor
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Alfred - I'm now a certified doctor, and from what I can from your symptoms... You have cancer.
Patient - But sir, I have an ingrown toena-
Alfred - SSSSH.... It's ok, I forgive you

Alfred as a parent
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Alfred - What the fuck, my nigga slave is strong bro
*LATER*
Alfred's kid - Fuck these nibbas
Teacher - WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT??
Alfred's kid - FrOm mY dAd

by Harry's Steakhouse June 5, 2018