Colette: "whoa, those people are so cool.. who are they?"
Person 1: "Well they're not fake so they must be Alani and Lana."
Person 1: "Well they're not fake so they must be Alani and Lana."
by foosball toilet November 21, 2023
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Person 1 : whos the fat guy
Person 2 : thats Roy Alanis he's the guy that helps anyone with yhere problems for free
Person 1 : who
Person 2 : he's also got a giant dick
Person 1 : oh real-wait what the fuck
Person 2 : thats Roy Alanis he's the guy that helps anyone with yhere problems for free
Person 1 : who
Person 2 : he's also got a giant dick
Person 1 : oh real-wait what the fuck
by Unofficialbestatnamingthings December 2, 2023
Get the Roy Alanis mug.A beautiful girl loves having fun has a lot of friend, she’s really friendly the person on this earth that doesn’t have and Alanis on their life they are unlucky has a perfect body that everyone is jealous of she’s really attractive like very single person can like her perfect eyes kinda strange cause they change but they still really special,perfect fucking hair like everyone will like to have it, she loves animal she’s a cuddly person so get your ass up and find you and Alanis
by Fabiola Sofía July 27, 2018
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if you ever meet an alani you better be her friend well you can bc she will not be your friend after that if you dont treat her like a prinsece
by bluebutterfly_Love May 5, 2022
Get the Alani mug.Alani is the most PERFECT human being. She loves everything and everyone. She always put others before herself and never once gives attitude. You ask her for help the first word that comes outta her mouth is "OF COURSE!" or "I GOTCHU!" She is charming and absolutely stunning. Has incredible style and never repeats the same outfits. She is good at sports and has a laugh that will most definitely make you laugh.
by diaryz May 9, 2022
Get the alani mug.A girl who is cheerful and kind. She has huge tits and a huge ass. She's also very cute and sexy and can take you for a rocky ride in the bedroom. She may look innocent but she goes rough. Will kill a girl or boy who flirts, fights, or just makes her love uncofertable.
by yourfav_vampire December 9, 2021
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