Ass Accordion

The act of squatting and farting at the same time.

I ate a bunch of beans today and when I did the leg press at the gym, I made an Ass Accordion

by Subtle777 October 23, 2012

Billary Account

Non-Government or Non-Business, unmonitored email account used for sharing inappropriate or "private" communication. Can be, but not necessarily for illegal information sharing. Usually your personal email account.

Don't send that over my work email, send it to my Billary Account.

by USA Berzerker September 20, 2016

Honda Accord

A reliable Japanese car. It has been around since 1976. Available in sedan and coupe models. Its main competitors are the Toyota Camry and the Nissan Altima. The best ones are probably the Accord and the Camry. Can beat any American sedan, because Toyota and Honda are the best car brands around

guy #1: I just got a Honda Accord, and it looks really nice
guy #2; I just got a Dodge Neon
guy #1: Nice crud. Get a Japanese car

by The Honda Man September 28, 2006

Accomando

somebody who is a boss and will kick the shit out of you. common nickname avocado cockamando and various others

dude ryan's such a accomando

by peace bro April 9, 2010

star account

Pocket change that you have saved in a bowl or jar as an emergency fund. Derived from the Coinstar automatic counting machines used to cash the coins in.

Are you going to be able to make rent this month?
Yeah, but I think I'm gonna have to make a withdrawl from my star account if I want to eat.

by Webster Papadopolous July 12, 2004

Accordian

what happens to your honda accord when you run into a brick wall and then are rear ended by another vehicle

by Anonymous August 9, 2003

The Accordion Effect

This happens when you witness a line of traffic in which a bunch of dumb ass drivers are tailgating each other only to back off and repeat the process again. Characterized by people who brake constantly while driving and continuous speeding up and slowing down. It can be especially frustrating if this happens on the highway in the left lane when you are in a hurry and you don't want to get caught up or when it occurs on a single lane road where you are unable to pass. Resembles that of an accordion.

Looks like Steve is gonna be late to work again on the account of The Accordion Effect.

by agent6 March 7, 2011