accessibility features

the most annoying settings to have on, they always mess up the fun
whenever i hold the screen and they kick in, it selects the video turning it blue and telling me to speak it or look it up ehen i have no intention to

the accessibility features are so annoying. they interrupted my geometry dash gameplay. i want them off

by 584940493395874392034839394 July 4, 2024

Early access

Foster is wrong and can't take being wrong he is a child

Oh no early access foster is arguing again he's wrong

by Foster is wrong December 20, 2020

Open Access Fridge

A fridge that is open to anybody who enters the room on friendly and not business terms. Anybody can eat anything out of the open access fridge, but you must have been invited into the house on friendly terms and not on business

CJ: Hey Michael, get anything you want!
Michael: Thanks!
John: What about me?
CJ: You are here for study, not for pleasure. This is an Open Access Fridge, not an Open House.

by SENIVJC April 15, 2010

Cemetery Access

Access so restricted that you have better luck getting into your grave.

That place is strict about their dress code. If you're not wearing a blazer it's cemetery access.
That shelf is so high that I have cemetery access.
That cupboard is like the dark web, I have cemetery access.
No way man, we aren't getting in there, they have cemetery access.
The locks are so good, it's go cemetery access.
Invitation only. Cemetery Access.

by Stella Mar March 3, 2022

Priority Access

A clothing company for the important people.

"I just bought this new hoodie at priorityaccess.shop"
"Looks nice, what brand?"
"Priority Access"

by priorityaccess.shop March 27, 2021

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You're bored, so you copy and paste the bottom of the website

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by Shrek the Justin January 30, 2024

Murphy's Law of Accessibility

Refers to the infuriating situation of something you need's usually being at the bottom of a pile, at the back of a drawer/shelf, etc.

I have a 2--vertical-layers-deep stack of plastic totes for storing my DVD-collection, arranged in alphabetical order. It's often the case that the disc I want to watch has a title that is near the end of the alphabet, though, and so I hafta laboriously remove all da rest of da crates to access the very back/bottom box... yep, a classic case of Murphy's Law of Accessibility!

by QuacksO October 13, 2018