Bald as Shit

When someone does some old person shit when they're young.

Yo, Michael is lowkey Bald as Shit for doing that.

by omnmin007 February 3, 2026

Dumb as shit dickwad

The name says it all

"Fuck off you Dumb as shit dickwad"

by Skull47 November 22, 2025

thick as pig shit

1) Unteachable or untrainable

2) Cant see the obvious if it bit them on the arse

3) Someone who, by their very existence, are proof positive that information CANNOT be absorbed by osmossis. See THICK AS TWO SHORT PLANKS.

3) George W. Bush

George(W)Bush is as thick as pig shit.

by sociopath9 May 2, 2009

boring as bat shit

An Australian slang term used to describe something that is extremely boring yet also very annoying.

Friend: "I'm doing advanced mathematics this year."
Me: "Fuck that mate, maths is boring as bat shit."

by Incept May 15, 2016

sick as pig shit

an absolute looney-bird; crazier than a person on flakka

Man, that dude is sick as pig shit, a real bonehead!

by talk2me-JCH2 September 2, 2022

slow as whale shit

Something that is moving very very slowly

This person serving us food is moving as slow as whale shit

by Eli Sukol December 5, 2007

shit as

The ultimate definition of shit. When something is so preposterously shit, this can be used to express your disbelief and/or opinion.

Riv: "Have you been to that new club in town yet?"
Dan: "Yeah, it's shit as."

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Riv: "Did you hear about Joe being dumped by his girlfriend?!"
Rob: "What? That's shit as."

by Riveh December 20, 2005