Redneck bidet

When you poo in such a way that the water from the toilet splashes and touches your butthole

That Mexican food really exploded out and redneck bidet'd me on the initial splasher.

by sirfuzzle May 12, 2015

Backsplash bidet

When the contact of faeces with toilet water results in a splash of water directly hitting theanus while defecating.

Pablo: Man, I hate it when my ass gets hit with backsplash; especially when I’m squatting over a public toilet, avoiding ass cheek contact with the seat, like an MJ dance move.
Mateo: It’s not so bad if it’s the backsplash bidet and the water hits you right in the asshole.
Tomas: Yeah, that makes for a quick and easy wipe.

by Mateo, Pablo y Tomas August 20, 2014

Redneck Bidet

The act of washing your bum by:

Flushing > Waiting for it to fill back up > Then Splashing yourself with the new water.

After that Shart, only the redneck bidet could save me.

by mispamc3 February 06, 2008

turkish bidet

Act of cleansing one's anus scooping water from the toilet with your hand - instead of "standing dirty".

Charlie performed a turkish bidet when he ran out of toilet paper in the bus station bathroom.

by Charlie Culella April 17, 2007

Alabama Bidet

the act of cleaning ones anus, post defacation, with a high powered water gun or hose

Did you hear? Because of Dough's surgery, he's having trouble wiping. We should buy him a super soaker so his wife can give him an Alabama Bidet

by Shuffy July 02, 2010

hobo bidet

A water feature commonly found in a park that can be used to clean the bottom of a person who poops outside.

Wowzers! I just saw a guy poop in the park and then use the hobo bidet to clean his butt!

by nedzors June 26, 2012

Brooklyn Bidet

When your girl is taking a shit but you gotta piss, so you lift her legs and piss on her ass so she doesn't have to wipe.

"Since we only have one bathroom Jen and I have to do the Brooklyn bidet sometimes"

by PaPaChyli March 23, 2022