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Human

A human is you. I don't know why you'd look for this on the urban dictionary seeing as you most likely are one, but that's ok it's a free country.
(Unless it's not)
by Pengueleon June 19, 2015
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Humans

There are two adversary forms of humans which are the Fucked Up Human and the Real Up Human. To scale from one or the other, all humans fall somewhere in line by every action that a human makes -- even each and every last keystroke being done.
Well be real up ya all humans... ok?
by In the Mindway May 1, 2005
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Humans

by Martian Conquistador February 5, 2004
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humans

"humans are so fucking dumb, take americans for example"
by Madamabutterfly February 23, 2017
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humans

God: I think I will make Humans...

* Then the first Human was born *

God: OH SHIT!!
by FlameAssassin February 22, 2005
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Human

The absolute worst species - although possibly the most sophisticated, they are also the most stupid. Selfish riched crainiam a wrecking the planet and aren’t doing anything about it for multiple reasons. Such as: They are driven by power, and money, the earth most likely wont blow up in their life time. Humans are complete IDIOTS - and honestly no word can describe how stupid they are. There is a LOOONNG list of thing humans are doing wrong. ‘There are 2 things that are endless, human stupidity, and the universe, I’m not sure about the former’. Is a famous quote from a scientist known as ‘Albert Einstein’, who helped develop some thing humans are using to kill each other with. I may not be making much sense, but this is because I, like you - are unfortunately part of the HUMAN RACE.

And so - FUCK the humans, earth is FUCKED, and its because of the FUCKED up, FUCKING HUMANS!!!

*DISCLAIMER*
Some humans aren’t as fucked up as the ones in power. Some are achually trying to help the already fucked planet.
Fuck its a poliction (Human with power)
by Beanton38 October 25, 2018
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Humanism

1.The doctrine that people's duty is to promote human welfare.
2.The doctrine emphasizing a person's capacity for self-realization through reason; rejects religion and the supernatural.
3.The cultural movement of the Renaissance; based on classical studies.
1.Susan Sackett, who worked with Roddenberry on Star Trek from 1974 until he died in 1991, spoke Saturday in Woodburn Hall about humanism in Star Trek.
2.Humanism rejects deference to supernatural beliefs in human affairs.
by zarquon909090 May 2, 2009
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