Human

The state of which any semi-intelligent, narcissistic, selfish, loud, obnoxious organisims have reached the limit of their limited mental capacity and slowly sit down to wither away and die, while contemplating whether to pull the trigger of the loaded 12-gauge shotgun positioned in their mouth.

Her: What do you think of this species Gabe?
Me: Awful, utterly distasteful, just human

by Gabe654123 March 7, 2017

Human

Annoying things that live on planet earth

Human make stupid jokes and annoy the shit out of me

by Theunkownpersonofearth June 7, 2017

Human

are you actually looking up this? seriously?

you are a human.thats all.

by Murd August 26, 2017

Human

howfully you know what that is i mean its what the fuck you are if youre reading this now stop searching shit you all know

i am a human that searched human in the urban dictionary

by logan blackburnllllllllllllllo November 30, 2017

Human

A creature that seems to be trying to kill the planet

Humans man, they really ruffle my jimmies

by Not a fax machine March 4, 2018

Human

A two-legged creature. Normally if it is Older than its Brother or Sister, That one brother/sister will eventually throw rocks at you, and their would be no escape from these assholes.

"Look! ITS A HOOMAN (Human)" ~ Doggo

by Verico Sucks October 29, 2018

Human

A group of idiots on earth
They plague the world and do stupid stuff
Sadly we are part of this community of idiots

Humans are stupid.

by Cthulhuyyy December 6, 2018