HOOMAN

FILTHY STINKING CREATURES ON THIS FLOATING BALL OF FILTH. THEY WILL ALL TREMBLE BEFORE THE MIGHTY SQUID ARMY.

OOORAH!!

SQUID AWAY!

"I SUCKED THE JUICE FROM THE WIGGLY HOOMAN"
"THEY ARE SILLY. AAAARRRHHH"

by MatchesMalone November 28, 2009

Hooman

A mispelled word for human, mostly used when a cat "complains" to its human owner, or doing unusual stuffs

Look hooman! I sleep on ur bed so ur gurlfrend iz sneezing wen she iz wit u

by DogeItensifies March 18, 2015

look hooman i boop a do

by The Max Core August 24, 2017

what parrots, doggos or cats call humans

look hooman, i eat my seebs

now look, hooman! i am a skatebirb!

by the cooler penguin27 September 29, 2020

Hooman is often what pets say instead of human. They usually use it when there asking for something from you.🐶🐱🐹

by Greencat38 October 27, 2020

Doggie 1 "my hooman is coot"
Doggie 2 "no my hooman is cootest

A miswritten word of "human" usually used by parrots when talking about their owner.

My pet hooman is great!

by HoosierGamer November 13, 2018