"One day, I was in a park, and a stranger asked me if I ever had an M&M. I said no, and he said, they're delicious"
"How much is it gonna cost me for an M&M, Mrs. Prostitute?"
"That bitch gave me the best M&M ever!"
"How much is it gonna cost me for an M&M, Mrs. Prostitute?"
"That bitch gave me the best M&M ever!"
by JAKarl November 28, 2012

by Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalaaa November 11, 2010

noun: colloq. for "mutual masturbation."
its when you rly tryna get diggity down but not rly tryna get dat herp.
its when you rly tryna get diggity down but not rly tryna get dat herp.
man that girl has herpes simplex. not rly tryna extreme futher with her.
you could just skej an m&m sesh with that ho.
you could just skej an m&m sesh with that ho.
by AldeyRAY January 23, 2010

rapper eminem's old stage name, in rap battles from when he was 12- 14 yrs old, as seen in the movie 8 Mile
by eminemforever January 10, 2011

Masturbating on the motorway.
Charlie ''Eww Dad, a bird poo'd on my window!!''
Daddy Dave, ''No son, that was just a man M&M'ing. Now shut the fuck up and give Daddy a big a kiss.''
Daddy Dave, ''No son, that was just a man M&M'ing. Now shut the fuck up and give Daddy a big a kiss.''
by hjvfjf uy gil ohil hilo/h February 13, 2014

Not a chocolate candy, it’s a cute ship between Mark and Mikayla. It’s called m&m because both their names start with the letter M. m&m would like to keep this a secret and to not let anyone know other than their close friends.
by ¿ ? January 1, 2019
