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The Johncox Face is what you get when someone has been talking at you for way too long and doesn’t know when to stop. Eventually your eyes get Heavy and Blood Shot. Your face even starts to droop.
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Original comes from a Legend about Chuck Norris’s Nephew Matt Johncox who could have up to 10 or even more conversations going at once. Now imagine if you’re the only one He is talking at. I guess Chuck isn’t the only one in the family that Could Knock You out with only words. Also Matt Johncox has gone on to be a famous rapper from Upstate NY.
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Original comes from a Legend about Chuck Norris’s Nephew Matt Johncox who could have up to 10 or even more conversations going at once. Now imagine if you’re the only one He is talking at. I guess Chuck isn’t the only one in the family that Could Knock You out with only words. Also Matt Johncox has gone on to be a famous rapper from Upstate NY.
Dang Man, What happened in there? You look you got The Johncox Face. She must of really kept talking.
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