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Smurf Ball

The name given to the act of dropping a hard packed snowball into a port-o-potty or out-house through the outside vent while in use.

The resulting splash often creates smurf balls.
Dude I hate my co-workers. I went to take a dump and they smurf ball'd me.
by Demnar November 12, 2010
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Triple balls

Triple balls used for a man named Karl Tobias that has 3 balls.
Wow look there! Its Triple balls Karl.
by Ony_ September 29, 2022
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Eat my balls

One of the vulgar ways of saying go fuck yourself, with the others of course being suck my dick and eat my ass, possible some others.
Some man that's an asshole: I fucked your wife last night.
Some man that's not an asshole: Eat my balls.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022
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Ball

A shortened version of the term "baller" which refers to how good or awesome something is.
Wow dude, last night was so ball.

Hey chica, your shirt is ball!
by #alldayswag April 3, 2017
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Ball-Aids

Adjective: Egregiously horrible circumstance or feeling.

Noun: A disease in which there is a severe loss of the body's cellular immunity, greatly lowering the resistance to infection and malignancy...but in ones balls.
Adjective: He watched his dad get hit by a bus. Talk about a ball-aids day!

Noun: Don't mess around with those crazy rich Asians. That's how you get the ball aids.
by Ball aids muncher January 14, 2023
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drakes balls

Very small and always blue but never let you down, they will always give a full plentiful load of light yellow ejaculate
Drakes balls are always ready to bust
by anonymous February 2, 2024
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Balls Pooping

The act of shitting so hard that some of the poop sticks to the back of your scrotum. This can lead to problems with your smell, and is not recommended.
Sorry I couldn't be there last night. My wife saw me balls pooping and wouldn't let me go out until I cleaned up. It ended up being a 3 hour ordeal...
by ballchungler43 April 29, 2021
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