yo mama

Yo Mama got one arm and swims in circles!

Yo mama got a peg leg with a kickstand!

Yo mama got one leg and her name's Eileen.

YO MAMA SO FAT....SHE WENT ON A DATE IN HIGH HEALS AND CAME BACK IN SANDLES!!!!

yo mama by D. September 30, 2003

YO MAMA

One's mother, typically used as an insult, or a half assed answer to a question.

yo mama so stupid, she went to go buy a porn, and came back with a video head cleaner.
Q: what is the average population density of the united states?
A: Yo' mama!

YO MAMA by O. G. cripple D loc November 5, 2003

yo mama

A word used to mostly insult people, also used for jokes, and used by mainly the black and "wigger" community.

COP: Sir, can I check your car for drugs?
BLACK GUY: YO MAMA!
COP: You're under arrest for verbal assault.......

yo mama by BeachBum March 11, 2004

yo mama

Yo mama is something people say when they have already used all the other comebacks.

An unfunny way to end something funny.

Yo mammas so fat when she sat on a dollar bill, George Washington sang,"Oh say can you see, get your fat ass of me!"

Well, yo mamma so stupid, shes dumb!

yo mama by your mom May 13, 2005

yo i need that shit

wen someone says they need something duh!

i need beyonce so bad i can taste her hot, sexy pussy running across my tongue

yo i need that shit by tits mc`gee July 18, 2008

Yo Momma

The whore that made you!!!

Flock like a butterfly, Sting like a bee, I fucked YO MOMMA now it hurts when I pee!

Yo Momma by M. King January 12, 2009

Yo Mo 

Short for Your mum or ya mum or yo mumma

Yo mo is so fat she can't even fit in this joke

Bob: Who you guys talkin about
Everyone: Yo mo,,,,(douche bag)

Yo Mo by Mitchell Locke June 29, 2009