bird app

If I see one more thing on this cursed bird app I swear to god
by Donnman June 08, 2021
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Dodo Bird

Someone who is incompetent of doing a certain task or is dumb and mentally retarded.
by Justin Cool KIcks February 25, 2016
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Joe Bird

one who shanks someone at a public event.

This can happen at a football game, and is typically done with a knife that the person is carring out of rage and depression
Oh my god you just got Joe Birded in the leg!
by yaboysagoon December 17, 2009
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computer bird

A person who hunts and pecks for letters while typing.
Quit hunting and pecking, you computer bird.
by Mrylou March 11, 2016
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Mamma Birding

After he nuts in your mouth, you don't swallow and french kiss him. Therefore the nut is transferred from your mouth into his. Like a mamma bird feeding it's young.
Yo, she just Mamma Birded in my mouth!

Mamma Birding
by DAboiUrmom September 25, 2019
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muck bird

An ugly woman. Especially used for loud, arrogant, ugly women.
“I’m not drunk enough to talk to that muck bird yet”
by cheesy454 May 24, 2023
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bird stealer

A friend or alibi who does fuck all all night let's you do the hard work, then sneaks in the for kill in order to steal snatch you have theoretically acquired. Usually a mute, but gains confidence after much intoxication.
Bloke A: Let me chat to these girls.
Bloke B: lurks in background and agrees.

3a.m Bird Stealer: 'Hey wanna come back to my place and have some more drinks? I got some cheap Rum and a sofa from value village?'
by Manilla From Vanilla December 14, 2010
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