Water Closet 

When a dude is having sex and achieves orgasm while at the same time having a third person grab his scrotum and pull down enthusiastically.

Tim was gettin with this girl and right when he hit the jackpot, Patrick busted in and dropped a water closet on him. Tim was all pissed off because a dude was handling his junk but you know he was also kind of happy Patrick helped out too. Tims definitely gay now cuz he keeps askin Patrick to yank on him like a weed eater.

Water Closet by Clard April 17, 2014

water bottle flip 

The gayest thing anyone does in this world

AKA

Fuck whoever made it

Person 1: I did a water bottle flip
Person 2: GAY!!!

Water bottle flip

water bottle flip by I'mJustSomeMan November 14, 2016

water turtle 

cooter; a freshwater turtle native to the southeastern United States

Inverness is known for its annual Cooter Festival, which features water turtles.

water turtle by Jaclyn February 8, 2005

water relish 

Water Relish is an activity that takes place after fast-paced sport, water relish includes, splashing face with water and re doing make up, certain instruments are require for the water relish.

"AWWW, MAAAAN, cannot wait for the water relish after pe!"

water relish by LEKKY November 10, 2009

Water of Man 

Manly Fluids. Specifically Semen.

Umar ibn Saad had a condition in his anus that required him to put "The Water of Man" on his ailing rectum. This was a blatant coverup of his homosexual personality and need for anal penetration.

Water of Man by Zakir Naik February 18, 2012

water bread 

Bread soaked in water which is then fried and "flash salted." It is principally consumed when one is horribly inebriated.

"Quick, Betsy, cook me up some of your finest water bread, I've had like twenty-nine Kahluas and i'm just scrapping for some food...actually fuck that, i need to go puke"

water bread by myylkdog July 19, 2012

water tower bumb

A fat, hairy, creepy, old man with no teeth that is always smiling..... Oh ya and they live on water towers

We better run I see a water tower bumb !!!!!!

water tower bumb by BedHead Tigi May 22, 2016