vegan

self-entitled individuals filled with hubris who abstain from consuming animal-based products, who promote themselves to a moral standard the rest of us can only dream of achieving.

Geoff was indignant that the batch of cookies his co-worker brought to the office didn't include a vegan option.

Ashleigh declared, repeatedly, that being vegan is the best way to live, thereby completely discounting 200,000 years of human evolution.

by Cynic1978 July 5, 2016

Vegan

Annoying skinny fucks who refuse to eat meat or any other other animal by product.

That vegan looks like he's starving.

by Striker122 July 30, 2009

vegan

an ethically and philosophically superior being who eschews the consumption of all animal products including meat, fish, eggs, milk, cheese, butter, leather. this includes chicken you lame ass pesudo vegetarians!

i m vegan and and you should be too.

by z May 13, 2005

vegan

Noun. A vegetarian who doesn't like you.

"Hey, she's cute. You think she'd go out with me?"

"No way, man. She's a vegan."

by SkippyD1 February 9, 2008

Vegana

Spanish for a vegetarian female

X: "So So how's it going with Isabella? "
Y: " I dumped her."
X: " I'm so sorry. What happened? "
Y: " She's a vegana. "

by Bhagkedundundundun November 26, 2017

veganism

The state in which someone deprives their self of anything that tastes good in an attempt to save an animal that is already dead.

The vegan wouldn't eat the cake, cookies, or brownies because it was exploiting the chicken that gave the eggs.

The vegan had to be hospitalized when they became stranded on a desert island and would only eat the microscopic supply of celery in their pocket. Stupid veganism....

by Yawwwwwwwnn December 27, 2006

bris vegas

A nickname used by Australians to lovingly but very much ironically call the Queensland capital. Brisbane, although beautiful and my home of homes, is NOTHING like Vegas.

When you "pary it up in Bris Vegas" you come home well rested, with a tan. Unless you are unlucky enough to visit on one of the 20 days a year it rains. Then you are just bored.

by Luci Lockette June 22, 2011