muffin toast

A baked good sold in many NYC delis they have the consistency of a muffin, but the shape of a piece of toast, sometimes lathered with white icing on the top. They come in many different flavors such as chocolate, marble and carrot. Great for a pre drinking snack if you don't have the time to eat a proper dinner, as it will soak up a lot of the alcohol.

"Hey Max, I plan on drinking tonight. I'm going to have a muffin toast, how about you?"

by Phil Lockerby April 8, 2007

toasted

Extremely intoxicated.

She went to the bar and just got toasted.

by jeff March 21, 2004

toasted toads

From the "Sword of Truth" series. A solmn oath.

by MayokeOni October 27, 2003

Thomas Jane

Actor who will be playing the role of "The Punisher" in the new movie. Lucky bastard married to Patricia Arquette.

Hey, what do you think of Thomas Jane?

He's one lucky ass bastard.

by Mister E. February 8, 2004

Thomas

A tropical cocktail originated in Michigan.Tequila, gin, rum, vodka, orange liqueur, peach Schnapps, and sprite.

Dude: Man i'm faded, i need to go home
Guy: No, I think you need one more thomas
Bro: OK, if dude throws up i am not cleaning that shit up

by Dagfasho June 14, 2013

Thomas

The coolest dude in the world! Always super ripped and a shredded cunt

Hey dude you're ripped!

Yeh brah people call me thomas

by Iamtheninja December 5, 2013

Thomas Penfound

A model from manchester with really blond hair. Known for his wistful look, blue eyes and outer worldly features. Has done campaigns for houses such as: Lanvin, Burberry and Tom Ford.
Might be stuck up and cocky or a really great guy.

I would really like to date a man as special as Thomas Penfound, but who doesnt party with supermodels, eat and is 100% (or at least 50%) into girls (that are not over 180 cm....).

That guy is really tall and blond, kinda reminds me of the model Thomas Penfound.

I wish my hair was as awsome as Thomas Penfounds hair.

Gawd I think i have a little stalker crush on freaking model!

by Eeeeden March 27, 2011