CDS A discrete and mysterious framework of assigning and delivering cats to unsuspecting persons. Functions on unknown parameters; furthers unknown wills. It's workings are usually perceived as random or lucky events.
there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race
there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race
Guy: my buddy and his wife has a cat now, he says it came to them randomly as they were saying their vows at their wedding. He has only God to thank for that one!
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.
by gnosticgnome March 16, 2024
Get the Cat Distribution System mug.A retard "Those systems still exist to this day! TO THIS DAY!"
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Hym "Those systems are literally the religion. That's literally what it IS. That's what it does. It's a people subjugation machine."
The same retarded bitch "But some people are doing it CONSENSUALLY! AND IT GUVES THEM PLEASURE!"
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by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
Get the Those systems still exist to this day mug.The Dictionaries Multiverse contains all dictionaries. We don't know what is outside of the Multiverse. But we know that there is the most fundamental field called symbol. You are most likely in Urban Dictionary Universe. There are many galaxies, such as Sexual Definitions galaxy, Abbreviations galaxy, Slang galaxy. Keyboard solar system is in Boredom galaxy. Boredom galaxy contains all definitions that were created because of boredom. There is Site solar system - all definitions that are related to this site. Type any word... is the star , Get a mug , More random definitions , Add some tags below and others are planets. Some planets have moons if there are more definitions related to planet such as Get the get the mug mug. Keyboard solar system has all combinations related to keyboard layouts. Star is The Keyboard , QWERTY , AZERTY , QWERTZ and others are planets. Every keyboard combination has its power. More unique it is , harder is to find (no randomness , still must make sense to all intelligent beings) more the level is. qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm is level 1 , qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujm,kiol./;p is level 10. When a creature finds a new sequence that was not in Urban Dictionary and write a definition , creature collects it level. There are many rulers in Keyboard solar system. More levels (sum of all definitions) = more power. I am the ruler of MBXJSY. There are rulers that are greater than me , there are rulers weaker than me. You collect 250 extra levels if you read this.
by mbxjsy October 7, 2025
Get the Keyboard solar system mug.The cuop (c-ew-p) system is another form of time kind of like the bean system. In minutes 1 cuop is 5 mins and 9 micro seconds long. Some clock have the system unknowingly there is a line next to each major number. To put is easily 1 cuop is 5 minutes long and it is used to make time go faster.
I will be at your house in 1 cuop.
My lesson will end in 24 cuops.
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My lesson will end in 24 cuops.
I use the cuop system so time goes quickly
by Dots keeper of words June 21, 2021
Get the Cuop system mug.A system is a group of people who live in one body due to childhood trauma. They may have DID, OSDD, or DDNOS. When the child was young, repeated, and/or severe trauma happened to them. The brain created alters to protect the child.
The host is what you would call the person who inhabits the body the most, they may be the one who experienced the childhood trauma.
Remember that DID was once called MPD, but it is considered very outdated to call DID MPD now. Alters are not personalities, they are actual people.
The host is what you would call the person who inhabits the body the most, they may be the one who experienced the childhood trauma.
Remember that DID was once called MPD, but it is considered very outdated to call DID MPD now. Alters are not personalities, they are actual people.
by xx-Systematic-Chaos-xx June 28, 2021
Get the System mug.The AP System is an OSDD system. They have a fuck ton of alters and it gets annoying. -alter in said system
person one: hey have you heard of the ap system?
person two: no who are they?
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person two: no who are they?
person one: they are an osdd system
by AP System July 4, 2021
Get the AP System mug.It's from the milky way galaxy. There's 9 planets in the solar system are Mercury, Venus, Earth, mars, Jupiter, saturn, Uranus , neptune and pluto And there's a star Name is Called "Sun"
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