Door open moose

Patented by TSN's Jeff "O-Dog" O'Neil, a "door open moose" refers to the act of leaving the bathroom door open or ajar during the act of "pooping". The term moose refers to the size of the donation.

"My wife is not impressed with me, I just did a door open moose". "Please close the door, no one wants to watch you door open moose"

by grittyt May 6, 2018

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The Cincinnati Open

On their back and blacked out.

We were doing the Cincinnati Open when suddenly they came too and kicked me in the nards.

by DrDingleGinger August 14, 2025

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Any person with a bad sense of privacy or confidentiality. Will repeat things shared in confidence and then say you never said it was a secret. People who share pictures of other people without asking.

Be careful of telling Sarah about your kinks, she's an auto-open.

by QuantumG March 15, 2018

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Opened the ham

A phrase that can be used upon unexpectedly smelling an anonymous fart smell to investigate who the culprit is.

Colin : Eeeeeeeeew!!!!! Who's opened the ham? Was it you you dirty little rotter? That's rank that is.

Bouncer : I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave sir, and advise sir that sir is no longer welcome in this establishment.

by Pourl January 15, 2008

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Open Marriages

It says nothing about open marriages because he was pretending to be me and is a rapist, Brett Cooper, and you are covering it up becaaaaause? She likes rape! Brett Cooper likes rape and covers it up on her podcast! Brett Cooper likes RAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!

Hym "Yep. She likes rape and is likely covering it up so she can blame open marriages. She knows she just doesn't want to share her fat-cock."

by Hym Iam August 30, 2025

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