elbow test

An interviewing technique to screen female candidates. The applicant interlaces fingers behind her neck and walks toward the wall. Should her elbows be the first appendages to touch the wall, the applicant is no longer considered for employment.

"Let's to the elbow test. First, lock your fingers behind your neck. Now point your elbows forward and walk toward that wall."
(elbows touch wall before breasts)
"NEXT!!!"

With thanks to Steve.

by Cheese Sandwich April 3, 2006

testing

Something you do to see if this works

I'm testing this out

by verenea August 1, 2008

Tessa

Terrific
Extremely
Super
Sexy
Angel.

That babe is a Tessa.

by leumas95 December 13, 2014

Tessa

Tessa is a sexy ass chick who has big boobs and a nice ass. She is incredible at dancing and singing, which can turn any guy on. Tessa is usually short in height, but don't underestimate her. She can beat up any guy with ease, so watch out! She's also a good cook, and extremely good with kids. She also loves to swim and go shopping for anything

"Have you seen that chick?!"

"You mean Tessa? I know, she's a babe!"

"I call dibs!"

by butterflies123456 June 8, 2012

Testicle Tightners

Pants that fit so tight they tighten the testicles and cause the specimen to walk funny.

Damn look at him wearing them testicle tightners!

by A. P November 13, 2005

lolygraph test

Any method of assessment to decide whether or not something is lolworthy.

Like a polygraph test, only to detect lolz instead of lies.

Maybe Carlos Mencia's show is popular, but no chance he passes a lolygraph test.

You should have been there the other day! Juliet slipped on some ice and my lolygraph machine just went crazy.

by The Goddamn Kid March 26, 2008

testicles

1. Two walnut-sized coils of tubing inside the scrotum containing the reproductive fluid of a male, semen.

2. An ancient greek hero.

1. I masturbated last night and emptied my testicles.

2. I heard that Testicles was even better than Hercules.

by Cockslanger January 11, 2004