Bra Stuffer

One who stuffs their bra with tissues, napkins, socks or other items to make their breasts appear larger.

Katlin stuffed her bra to make it look like she had bigger boobs

"Did you hear about Ashley stuffing her bra just so they look like Double D's?"

"Her boobs are bigger today, she stuffs her bra"

"I hate that cheerleader, she is such a bra stuffer"

by Dominique Cheeks October 6, 2008

puerto rican shuffle

To switch two lanes on the highway at once.

Shit fool, you almost created an accident trying to pull a puerto rican shuffle

by freeryder March 13, 2009

No pants shuffle

Upon realizing that the bathroom in which you have just taken a deuce is void of toilet paper (TP) one must then preform the No pants shuffle which is a sidestepping manuver with the pants around the ankles towards a source of TP intended to prevent dukie from toutching the undergarments or back of knees. This should preferable be a clandestine and undetectable opperation.

I had to do the no pants shuffle all the way down the hall when my mom caught me.

by Moogilator and Berzerker May 16, 2006

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

cuffed and stuffed

To be arrested by being handcuffed and placed rudely into a police car.

Ben: "What happened to Steve last night?
Gil: "Steve was caught with some blow on him, and he was cuffed and stuffed. He's getting out on bail later today."

by Christopher Graham February 24, 2006

stuffer

1. Used in the fat fetish community to designate someone who practices overeating for erotic reasons. Differs from a {feedee} in that they overeat by themselves, rather than having someone suggest that they eat or force them to eat. Can be considered a satisfying activity in and of itself, or the equivalent to masturbation in the fetish community. {Gaining} is usually the result, but there are exceptions.

2. One who overeats for erotic reasons, but not with the purpose of gaining weight.

1. Jamie's a real stuffer: he's training himself to drink an entire gallon of milk at one time just because he thinks it's hot.

I'm a stuffer who's been both a feeder and a feedee: I know what it's like to be on all sides of the fork.

2. I'm a stuffer, not a gainer: I only do it once a week and exercise so I don't get hugely fat.

by LovesStufferBoys January 9, 2009

Shuffle Anxiety

When you put your iPod on shuffle at party or social gathering and you project yourself forward thinking "What's it going to play next?" Jarvis Cocker is often credited as coining this term.

Guy 1: "Dude this is awesome. Those songs transitioned into each other perfectly. I wonder what it's gonna play next"
Guy 2: "Oh no, what is it gonna play next?! Will it be as good?!?"
Guy 1: "Dude you're getting Shuffle Anxiety"

by The Rhys March 29, 2009