squishily

squshing something soft

adverb

i squishily squished the toy

by tuffel_eater7 April 10, 2024

squishily

squishing something soft

adverb

i squishily squished the plush toy

by tuffel_eater7 April 10, 2024

Squisholution

When you change a regularly high resolution monitor to a significantly smaller one and everything becomes horrendously squished together.

person: Hey IT, help! My desktop is tiny and I have to press weird arrows to go through my programs!

IT guy: *mutters under breath* Squisholution.

person: ...What?

IT guy: Nothing - have you tried turning it on and off again?

by saltlesspretzel April 19, 2024

Squishy Turtled

When someone prints a squishy turtle on your Bambu 3d printer from the internally saved print files.

I got squishy turtled last night and realized I need better friends.

by Heinous Turtle Maker July 2, 2024

Squishcuit

When you bake a biscuit - commonly one using healthier ingredients like banana and oats - it doesn't cook to become crisp and crunchy, but is still classified as a biscuit. Hence it is a squishy biscuit ... a squishcuit.

Try this squishcuit I made. It is a biscuit but with no crunch and is a bit squishy, so it is called a squishcuit!

by Emaysie! January 9, 2025

Squishie

A term used for a toasted sandwich.

I had a ham and cheese squishie for lunch today. I made it in the squishue machine.

by Trissalast January 18, 2026

Squishy Onion

The act of pounding Shrek (a tall, burly, Scottish man) in the ass while he has violent diarrhea and Donkey (a smaller, smart talking acquaintance) watches from the cuck chair.

After hitting the pub, I took Seamus and Rory home for a squishy onion.

by BearHeadedShark February 3, 2026