Squirrel

One (generally female) who is unnecessarily and startlingly hairy in the nether regions. May hinder sexual activity.

-Dude, did you get any?
-No man. She was a squirrel. I was afraid I'd pull a hair out down there.

-I performed cunnilingus on a real squirrel last night.
-Did she have a glorious beaver?
-I don't know. I couldn't really see... it was a jungle down there.

by Beaster December 28, 2005

Curb Squirrel

Girls that are looking for a ride on motorcycles by standing at the side of the road. Many of these girls are at Bike Week and Motorcycle Rally's all over the country. Go to curbsquirrels.com for more information.

Lets go for a cruise and pick up some Curb Squirrels looking to go for a ride.

by wjkoepp May 16, 2008

Squirrel

An overly-promiscuous woman that has had a comparable amount of nuts in her mouth as a squirrel.

"Oh man, where a sock with that chick, she's a total squirrel!"

by Nick&Mo August 7, 2003

Squirrel Masta

Spastic movement, peculiar rodent stench and an affinity for hoarding nuts. Telepathic reign over squirrels and rodents. aka The leader of the rodent world.

Stop wigging out you fucking SQUIRREL MASTA!

by Hot Karl February 15, 2004

Squirreling

The act of putting your hands out in-front of you like a squirrel and making a puppy dog face

"Hey, stop squirreling! It'll be okay!"

by COOKIESQUIRREL November 8, 2014

squirrel girl

a girl or woman with a good sense of style and generally hip behavior; an all around interesting person; a desirable title for a female

pearl listens to great music. she's such a squirrel girl.

by evizzle July 26, 2007

squirrel

Any cop too stupid to realize that no one calls them pigs anymore because that's old news. If you find yourself in the situation needing to alert others that the squirrels are comin' to get you, you may distract them with the relatively new term, and also some neighborhood dogs as well if you're lucky.

Squirrel!! Put that shit out!!! Run Dammit!!!

by whoever_you_want_me_to_be December 17, 2009