SpringFest

An annual party at JMU where dumbass students light shit on fire and break everyones shit. Also a time to throw bottles as cops and fill the streets with broken glass so it is dangerous for anyone to walk around and a great time to fuck up our environment (stupid fucking douche bags)! oh i almost forgot and a great way to FUCK OVER RADFORD'S QUADFEST!!!!! if that is to happen so help me god i will ass rape everyone who attends JMU!!

How can i show im a bigger douche bag than everyone already thinks?

Just go to springfest and fuck shit up for everyone!

by F*** You! April 19, 2010

Springfield

Township on the northwest border of Philadelphia, in Montgomery County (Not to be confused with Springfield Delco).

Consists of Oreland, Flourtown, Erdenheim, and Wyndmoor.

Home of G-Maf, which, although it has a corny name, will destroy you.

309 goes through Springfield. As does route 73 (Church Road) and Bethlehem Pike. Bordered by Philadelphia to the south across Stenton Avenue, and sorta to the east. North by Upper Dublin Township across Pennsylvania Ave. West by Whitemarsh Township. East by Cheltenham Township.

I took Bethlehem Pike down to Springfield and got fucked up by G-Maf. They're harder than they sound.

by Isaiah Jenkins September 21, 2005

Spring Break Fatty

The overweight and/or unmotivated people who go tot he gym just before spring break or summer because they know they need to squeeze into a bathing suit. They can also be considered as those who go to the gym simply to say they go tot the gym. They may be spotted sitting/standing by machines socializing thus preventing the actual gym members from going about their usual gym tasks. They sometimes are actually working out on the machines but being that they only go to the gym once a week it is a waste of their time and the time of those dedicated gym goers who frequently get use out of the machines.
Note: Spring break fattys as often as they go or as hard as they seem to work fail to actually see results.

Damn dude, that girl is just sitting on the machine texting. That Spring Break Fatty needs to get out of here and stop wasting our time.

by Reel G April 16, 2011

Big Spring

The crappiest little town in west texas. Perfect if you're a meth head (of both the employed and non employed variety) or a coke dealer. The town is roughly 80% "bad neighborhood" territory and the houses show it. Your house and/or car is subject to get broken into at any given time. You also run a high risk of getting shot, raped, or killed in a car accident. Rent is insanely high for POS rat shack apartments. The general quality of life and amenities are beyond subpar. Basically this town is best avoided, along with nearby midland and odessa.

Person A - Bill moved to Big Spring!
Person B - Oh god, I guess it was nice knowing him.

by magical_nautilus May 8, 2015

Springroll

When having sexual relations with a 'plump' lady - you essentially get your rocks off by fucking her in between her fat 'rolls'. Quite a pleasant sensation.

"Dude - I can't believe you took that behemoth home last night! Gross!"

"Na bru, It was cool, I springrolled her - was a dream!"

by Twallas McGee November 6, 2009

Irish Spring

Getting a golden shower from someone who has consumed too much green beer on St Patrick's Day and has green piss.

Every St. Patrick's Day Drew gets an Irish Spring.

by Mac Daddy123 January 14, 2010

Palm Springs

A town located about 100 miles east of Los Angeles, in the desert. It's located in the coachella valley with beautiful Mt. San Jacinto as it's back drop. It's a play ground for the rich and famous, a green luxurious oasis in the desert. With numerous golf courses, pools, palm trees, great shopping, a beautiful downtown area with a star walk with quaint shops and fine dining.

Palm Springs is a green oasis in the desert.

by CaliAmes July 2, 2005