Smooth Crotch

Term used to describe Reactor Operators in the Nuclear Submarine Force.

ETCS Jones has no balls. He's a real smooth crotch.

by San Juan Vet December 14, 2010

smoothing it

The moment immediately prior to putting the mack down where one attempts to perfect ones appearance in a subtle manner. Such as pressing ones clothing flat to remove the wrinkles, or adjusting ones hair.

ELAINE: Oh.. I got denim vest checking me out.Fake phone number's coming out tonight.

JERRY: You have a standard fake?

ELAINE: Mm-hmm.

JERRY: .That's neat... *walks away*

ELAINE:No, please! Denim vest! He's smoothing it! Jerry! God!

by blacklung4 June 10, 2011

Shoot a Heady

Want to fight someone head up, ingage in a fight one on one

ingage in a fight one on one, if someone is a bitch you call them out and say "I want to shoot a heady" meaning you want to fight them one on one

by Frank Zulferino December 7, 2006

scootch ya cooch

get the hell out da way... mostly used in a quick reaction to someone gettin in ur way.

if someone steals ur seat: scootch ya cooch fool.

by Hochef August 19, 2007

Shoot a child

Its not literally a child just a very early stage of a person in form of a male person's arousal product.

Lil nas x : "shoot a child in your mouth while i'm ridin'"

by Hoxyto April 12, 2021

poop shoot boogy

Doing a 70's disco dance move while deep in the ass of a fellow dancer

"Hey Derek, last night me and your mom did the poop shoot boogy"

by Scar420 September 10, 2006

smoothie

Iron

"You know, the thang you be smoothin out your clothes with"

by Mike the Piump February 25, 2003