spitting goat

When a guy bends over to do a barking bulldog but sharts instead.

OMG last night he tried to get me with a barking bulldog but did a full blown spitting goat instead! There was shit all over the floor!

by ___lybee July 21, 2019

shitting ass

shitting in the butt crack without releasing it

dude i think he was just shitting ass

he just shat ass

by peenieweenies March 25, 2019

shitting my pants

Turning up in overwatch and absolutely popping off for the boys

*Jasper getting a quadruple kill*
“I am shitting my pants right now, I AM SHITTING MY PANTS!!”

by Pasty C April 9, 2019

Shitting rainbows and unicorns

What a female does the following morning after indulging in unprotected anal sex with a gay man who, typically, is highly desirable to both men and women, making the term one of begrudging admiration.

Lexi "Did you see Candy last night, she's such a sexy slut; she even trapped Todd?" Eva, "you mean Todd, the gay barman with the body to die for? Wow, I guess she"ll be shitting rainbows and unicorns this morning; bitch".

by Grandsire July 31, 2019

Slutting

Sluting to act or dress like a slut to get attention usually from boys

Boy 1:omg those 2 girls are totally hot
Boy 2:are you kidding those girls are totally slutting

by Anonymous Druggie August 17, 2019

Shitting down

When it's profusely raining and term 'pissing down' doesn't quite cut it .

omg its absolutely shitting down out there

by lolleetee August 17, 2019

shittingly scared

When you are so scared that your bowel movement increases and you feel like you are about to shit

When my SAT scores were about to be anounced i was shittingly scared

by CrazyCosmonaut September 15, 2019